Its the most wonderful time of the year...

[rotherhamfox]

Im ruddy sick of crimbo, hate it. The things you feel you have to do, such as playing board games, riveting time with the old guess who, equally as exciting was Trivial Pursuit(1985 version). The way your mum gets so stressed about the slightest things, sadly this happens all year, the menopause dont take a break over the festive period, and the way she gets quite worked up about the fact that not everyone pulled their crackers at the same time. The expressions of people as they open stuff, unwanted stuff to be precise, my fathers face when he recieved a Krusty the Klown bottle opener. Me Grandma getting settled in the corner of the room with a snowball and a glass of bucks fizz for afters, so settled infact we had to escort her to the dinner table. Aunties turning up unannounced, not your real ones, friends of family like, when a tea of turkey sarnies and sausage rolls is just being served. Going through the endless tins of celebrations, quality street, roses and for the first time broken disney chocolate shapes, you come across reminders of your settled, now pissed Grandma, stones from dates left in empty wrappers. Im now off to watch all the dvds i got today, as i feel i have to watch them all today to appriciate their full worth, laters. Merry **** christmas.