This Little Thing With Highland And Me

[Chandler]

Posters and viewers may have noticed that Highland and me don't get along.

When I post a send-up of our 'brilliant' manager Craig Leveine in the Auld Vernacular this humourless lemon faced puritan calls me a 'racist scumbag.'

And, even though I point out to him that I myself am part Scots, he continues to accuse me of racism in his final post on the 'matter.'

Like his moronic mentor Silver Pox he then spews out drivel about his personal life (interspersed with projections about my own social circumstance) as some kind of bizarre affirmation of his own self worth. Just like the runt that you whooped down at the dojo.

Highland Fox reckons nobody wants to listen to me. All I'll say to that is look at my thread views - Tits Up 6 got 623 at the last count (second highest number for the year so far). What's your best Highland?

Highland Fox reckons ALL I do is throw insults (quietly forgetting that eveything he has written about me is 100% abusive). Whilst I do have to get the retaliation in first this invariably follows arguments hewn out of English oak (wouldn't get the views otherwise).

Highland Fox demands that Craig Leveine be given time. Fair enough. But he then goes on to say that Micky's signings (ie virtually the entire squad) are a heap of shit (never said it when they were signed, never said it when Micky left so why's he saying it now eh?). All I can say is, what a ****ing way to motivate a team!

But the best bit is this. Highland Fox can't get to games. So all his opinions are second hand. So which ones does he choose? The ones that belong to the moronic majority. The knee jerk reactions. The opinions of BOTTLERS.

PS If you do break your vow of perpetual silence Highland and reply to this PLEASE no more sentimental slush about your dysfunctional family circumstances, your love child and your dour jocko pals (ever notice most of us can't smile? lips turn down you see).