The Autopsy

[The Reverend]

After defending the players, the manager, the chairman, everything about the club for so long, i've finally snapped and can take no more. I hadcreeping doubts in my mind when we got these players, manager and chairman, but i thought we could do it, i thought they could do well, i thought we could move on as a club. But i'm wrong and this is a true and frank assessment of everything important at the club.

Milan Mandaric - The guy has fcuked us big time. His constant manager changing, interefering, sticking his big nose in, manager sacking, manager sacking, buying fcuking players, pressurising managers, it has fcuked the most important thing at the club up - morale and team spirit - and even with his millions, you cant buy that. I cant believe it, i really cant.

Holloway- I still like the guy, i think he was absolutely stupid to take on a club that is just poisonous to anyone who coomes through the door. And he is really paying for it. Dont think he'll be sacked this week, but if we lose against the Baggies, it'll be curtains. The thing is, Jose Mourinho couldnt sort this club out. Its rotten to the core.

The players/mainly this seasons signings -

DJ Campbell - League 1 striker, has pace so so does Elvis. Cant run with it, cant finish, cant do much really. £1.6 mil? Cock off.

Howard - He's past his best, he cant jump, his legs have gone, those reasons, or he doesnt care. I dont know what the fcuk is going on with him. £1.5 mil?

Hayles - WTF. I'll say it again, WTF. Maybe 5 years ago, but now. WTF.

Fantasy - Exactly that, hes a lower league striker, no pace, strength and anyone who says he can finish is off their trolley.

Clemence - I just dont know what to say about this one. Probably the best pedigree out of the lot that we signed, i dont know why he aint performing, i just cant explain it.

Thankyou for the goal againt Forest Clem but WTF about the rest?

Oakley - Done fcuk all since his arrival, one or two good performances, was his season last season a one-off? That was a doubt in the back of my mind - before last season he was in the Saints reserves for Christ sake.

Hendrie - Done ok so far iv thought, but is he past it, clearly past his best, if he wasnt he wouldnt be here.

The Hungarians - Fcuk off back to Hungary

In fact, most of Martin Allens signings - fcuk off Martin Allen you cnut.

And that is my honest assessment of it chaps. Make of it what you will. Desperate times call for honesty, and if these arent desperate times, then i dont know what is.