El C.Effsi

I posted a chant when Wood first joined us to the tune of Norwegian Wood. Quicker for me to retype rather than find it.. "Wheeere did he come from,it was West Brom,not from Millwall..", "Heee's scoring for fun,isn't he good..yes it's Chris Wood" It was relevant at the time as Millwall fans were bleating on about how we stole him from them..although i'm pretty sure he was only on loan there from West Brom.

Just had to smile at that last line. Welcome

Check out page 214 about half way down..but as Voll Blau added..original,therefore will never get sung..shame really as there are a few decent ORIGINAL efforts out there.

Sadly I have to agree Voll Blau..218 pages of "new" chants and possibly 2% of them are original..ah well,back to the template "insert players name" chants.. Altogether now.."Der Der Der Der..Chrissy Woood". ..who probably lives in a council flat.

To the tune of "Norwegian Wood" by The Beatles..younger fans may need to Google it. "Wheeere did he come from", "It was West Brom", "Not from Millwall", "Heee's scoring for fun", "Isn't he good", "Yes it's Chris Wood". Maybe "Newzealand Wood" for the last line. ANYTHING other than the "he's here,he's there"chant..Awful.

After Holloways "performance" the other day,how about something like this when we play Blackpool away.. To the tune of "Don't look back in anger" "Soooo It's 'Olly we haaate,where was the handshake at the end of the match", "His baaald head shines awaaay...but don't look back in anger..Holloway" Or "You looost 1-0 awaaay..but don't look back in anger..Holloway" Either would do to wind up the ranting crybaby.