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On 11/06/2026 at 08:50, GlenParvaFox said:

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3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Claude Puel. 

 

Did I do it right

You did it so well that it was already in the original post. 

With big data analyis playing more of a role in football every season. Here is LCFC's all time AI XI

Manager: Claude Puel

Gordon Data Banks

Hossein K-AI-bi   

Wesley Fofana-matronic 

Yannick Vector-gaard

Wilfred N'Vidia

Bilal EL-LM Khannous

Steve RAGnew

Youri GP-Tielemans

Riy - Adversarial Network Mahrez

Ian Orm-Android

Phil Gee-nerative AI

A weird schadenfreude part of me wants us to go to League Two. If only to be bought by Elon Musk, rise through the divisions and win the 2031 premier league with Vardbot (which is basically jamie vardy's brain with a StarLink implant and bionic legs) up front. 

I feel an AI / Robotics themed XI thread coming up...

Tommy Wright left wing

Danish

Iranian Jamaican German Austrian

French Swedish

Algerian Turkish Scottish

English as Fook

now name that team

Diary remindee: Get the League Two thread ready to go for late August....

they write 'don't drink' on bottles of bleach.....

as they are now League Onanists.....

4 hours ago, CornwallFox said:

Walkers back in it's rightful place would be 

some of the players should be sponsored by willy pullers...

i can't imagine a scenario where nearly all of that 17 i listed aren't moved on. Including Vestergaard. He isn't going to play League One he's played World Cups, Euros etc so will want out for sure...

Squad of 26

Goalkeepers: NEW Stolarzcyk Bausor
Defenders: Aluko Nelson Lascelles Souttar Gray Wilson-Brown Thomas NEW NEW
DCM: Skipp Braybrooke Choudhury Cartwright Briggs
AM: Joseph Page NEW Alves Monga
Strikers: NEW NEW Hutchinson Evans

BUY/LOAN (6): Goalkeeper, 2 Defenders, Attacking midfielder, 2 Strikers

Lascelles will work in League One. Souttar could do with getting 6th months under his belt and can leave in Jan.


SELL/RELEASE/SMOTHER WITH A PILLOW: (17) Generate circa £50m largely off Fatawu, Elk and Faes: Ayew, Opoku, Coulibaly, Daka Mavididi, Fatawu, El Khannous, Faes Winks, Kristiansen, Soumare, Decordova Reid,
Vestergaard, Okoli, Ricardo, Begovic Vieites

How the hell jake cooper wasnt sent off is an absolute scandal. i think the worst tackle ive ever seen that didnt receive a red card.

I think we will be 30 to 50% home grown in the squad, 25% experience and 25% punts on League One up and coming. 

Goalies: Stolarczyk + someone like Forster or retain Begovic

Experience: Tavernier, Ashley Barnes, James Milner type characters. Potentially keep on Lascelles and Souttar if the latter will take a pay cut

Home grown: Nelson, Aluko,  Page, L.Thomas (eughh), Braybrooke, Briggs, Cartwright, Alves, Evans, Hutchinson, 

New punts: Kone, Jatta, Rush (Borehamwood - literally anystriker

we will absolutely get rid of / sell Skipp, Winks, Choudhury, Ricardo, Daka, Vestergaard, Faes, Okoli, BEK, Fatawu, Mavididi, Monga, Ayew, BDR, Mukasa, Ramsey, James, Richards- which is 18 players out the door!

Sell Seagrave to Forest. Get Top out the country. Get Pearson back in and get rid of absolutely every one in the clib.

guesstimate on attendance. surely not over 15000?

the worst team to ever represent leicester. right there. 

He personally hasn't been the same player since either. Lost pace, physicality and a series of knock on injuries ever since. 

Fer Nino day: 4th August 2021. 2 brilliant but bottled seasons, finishing 5th had us on the back foot financially. We needed another Champions League campaign to paper over the financial cracks. But in the preseason Villareal game we looked magic. Kasper still dominant, Fofana creating a monster partnership with Caglar and Evans.

Justin and Ricardo fit to start the season.

Maddison purring, Harvey Barnes becoming an international winger and Vardy still at the top. 

Then, Fofana breaks his leg (or rather Fer Nino needlessly does it for him), and we end up playing Vestergaard and Bertrand over 30 times that season. We finish 8th and we are on the downard spiral from League and FA Cup winners and perennial Champs Lge challengers to a team mired in debt and ripe for the picking. The next season we are relegated in abject fashion and picked clean, with the Premier League all over us for daring to dream for too long.

If Fofana hadn't broken his leg i contend we'd have got top 6 that season and still be in the premier league now.

Bausor

Aluko Souttar LascellesThomas

Choudhury 

Fatawu James Page Monga

Hutchinson

Dont give Ricardo Vestergaard Winks Skipp Mavididi Daka Ayew Begovic etc the opportunity

Jake Evans - player of the season

Top - young player of the season

Total humiliation - goal of the season

By the time we start next season I genuinely think Harborough Town will be able to give our first team a good game. 

If everyone you expect to leave goes, including Monga we could start

Stola

Aluko Nelson Souttar Thomas

Braybrooke Skipp

Evans Page BDR

Hutchinson

subs Bausor Cartwright Opuko etc

which is a proper mid to lower table.league one side.

We deserve to go down.

We deserve for some of the hierarchy and squad to lose the level of livelihood they have been used to.

KingPower need to sell the club.