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You did it so well that it was already in the original post.

Thankyou for your time on this matter.

With big data analyis playing more of a role in football every season. Here is LCFC's all time AI XI Manager: Claude Puel Gordon Data Banks Hossein K-AI-bi Wesley Fofana-matronic Yannick Vector-gaard Wilfred N'Vidia Bilal EL-LM Khannous Steve RAGnew Youri GP-Tielemans Riy - Adversarial Network Mahrez Ian Orm-Android Phil Gee-nerative AI

A weird schadenfreude part of me wants us to go to League Two. If only to be bought by Elon Musk, rise through the divisions and win the 2031 premier league with Vardbot (which is basically jamie vardy's brain with a StarLink implant and bionic legs) up front. I feel an AI / Robotics themed XI thread coming up...

If Russell Martin becomes manager that's the final nail for me. A manager who has been proven to be a total Shithouse employed by a pair with Shit for Brains to manage a squad that's been proven to be absolute Shite. We will have basically created a Trifecta of Turd, an Event horizon of Excrement, a Pyramid of Poo, a Faculty of Faeces, a Smorgasbord of Shite, Melange of Merde, a Sequence of Stools, a Generosity of Guano. A bag. Of Wank.

Tommy Wright left wing

Danish Iranian Jamaican German Austrian French Swedish Algerian Turkish Scottish English as Fook now name that team

Diary remindee: Get the League Two thread ready to go for late August....

they write 'don't drink' on bottles of bleach.....

as they are now League Onanists.....

some of the players should be sponsored by willy pullers...

i can't imagine a scenario where nearly all of that 17 i listed aren't moved on. Including Vestergaard. He isn't going to play League One he's played World Cups, Euros etc so will want out for sure...

Squad of 26 Goalkeepers: NEW Stolarzcyk Bausor Defenders: Aluko Nelson Lascelles Souttar Gray Wilson-Brown Thomas NEW NEW DCM: Skipp Braybrooke Choudhury Cartwright Briggs AM: Joseph Page NEW Alves Monga Strikers: NEW NEW Hutchinson Evans BUY/LOAN (6): Goalkeeper, 2 Defenders, Attacking midfielder, 2 Strikers Lascelles will work in League One. Souttar could do with getting 6th months under his belt and can leave in Jan. SELL/RELEASE/SMOTHER WITH A PILLOW: (17) Generate circa £50m largely off Fatawu, Elk and Faes: Ayew, Opoku, Coulibaly, Daka Mavididi, Fatawu, El Khannous, Faes Winks, Kristiansen, Soumare, Decordova Reid, Vestergaard, Okoli, Ricardo, Begovic Vieites

How the hell jake cooper wasnt sent off is an absolute scandal. i think the worst tackle ive ever seen that didnt receive a red card.

I think we will be 30 to 50% home grown in the squad, 25% experience and 25% punts on League One up and coming. Goalies: Stolarczyk + someone like Forster or retain Begovic Experience: Tavernier, Ashley Barnes, James Milner type characters. Potentially keep on Lascelles and Souttar if the latter will take a pay cut Home grown: Nelson, Aluko, Page, L.Thomas (eughh), Braybrooke, Briggs, Cartwright, Alves, Evans, Hutchinson, New punts: Kone, Jatta, Rush (Borehamwood - literally anystriker we will absolutely get rid of / sell Skipp, Winks, Choudhury, Ricardo, Daka, Vestergaard, Faes, Okoli, BEK, Fatawu, Mavididi, Monga, Ayew, BDR, Mukasa, Ramsey, James, Richards- which is 18 players out the door!

Sell Seagrave to Forest. Get Top out the country. Get Pearson back in and get rid of absolutely every one in the clib.

guesstimate on attendance. surely not over 15000?

the worst team to ever represent leicester. right there.

He personally hasn't been the same player since either. Lost pace, physicality and a series of knock on injuries ever since.

Fer Nino day: 4th August 2021. 2 brilliant but bottled seasons, finishing 5th had us on the back foot financially. We needed another Champions League campaign to paper over the financial cracks. But in the preseason Villareal game we looked magic. Kasper still dominant, Fofana creating a monster partnership with Caglar and Evans. Justin and Ricardo fit to start the season. Maddison purring, Harvey Barnes becoming an international winger and Vardy still at the top. Then, Fofana breaks his leg (or rather Fer Nino needlessly does it for him), and we end up playing Vestergaard and Bertrand over 30 times that season. We finish 8th and we are on the downard spiral from League and FA Cup winners and perennial Champs Lge challengers to a team mired in debt and ripe for the picking. The next season we are relegated in abject fashion and picked clean, with the Premier League all over us for daring to dream for too long. If Fofana hadn't broken his leg i contend we'd have got top 6 that season and still be in the premier league now.

Bausor Aluko Souttar LascellesThomas Choudhury Fatawu James Page Monga Hutchinson Dont give Ricardo Vestergaard Winks Skipp Mavididi Daka Ayew Begovic etc the opportunity

Jake Evans - player of the season Top - young player of the season Total humiliation - goal of the season

By the time we start next season I genuinely think Harborough Town will be able to give our first team a good game. If everyone you expect to leave goes, including Monga we could start Stola Aluko Nelson Souttar Thomas Braybrooke Skipp Evans Page BDR Hutchinson subs Bausor Cartwright Opuko etc which is a proper mid to lower table.league one side.

We deserve to go down. We deserve for some of the hierarchy and squad to lose the level of livelihood they have been used to. KingPower need to sell the club.