Helsingborg Foxes

‘Why do we not have a number 9 but all the other teams do, Dad?’ Nobody can wear the number 9 shirt at Leicester City, son. Let me tell you a great story…

Guys in the pub last night saying that this is all happening because nobody running the club will speak with the media, which is them turning their backs on the fans. We away fans should turn our backs and poznan every goal scored by Brighton, Wolves, Notts Forest and Bournemouth aside from serenading Jamie Vardy. ‘We did not speak to the people in good times so we will not speak to the people while Rome burns’ is a mad stance given we throw scarves and applause at them whenever it suits them to visit us.

Good letter. Go on, Foxes Trust, deliver it by hand on relegation day: ‘My name is Foximus Trustius Supporterus, commander of volunteers, general of hardworking people and loyal servant to the true owner, the fans. Father of your £25 mess, husband to Union FS in that director disasterclass and you have treated us like customers this season so we demand second-rate product prices in the next.’

First post from 3 STHs after years of reading FoxesTalk simply to say we’re with you on Saturday. Our sign says ‘Dear Mr Rudkin, you are an ostrich.’ Someone who has met Jon Rudkin numerous times wasn’t rude about him but told us he’s not the sort to face facts easily. Little throwback to our favourite manager too. Thanks for planning Saturday.