Officer Doofy

Serf FC 

8 hours ago, CosbehFox said:

The City is always getting shit but this month alone 

 

6-7 June - Riverside Festival 

 

12-14 June - Abbey Park concerts

 

19-21 June - Victoria Balloon Festival 

 

They've made Jubliee Square FOC to watch footy from. 

The locals are the most miserable bunch of ****ers in the UK. 

On 15/06/2026 at 00:36, bovril said:

So I know we have some Netherlands experts on here and I'm currently trying to persuade my balkan girlfriend who's sceptical of anywhere in continental Europe north west of Vienna that it'd make a good trip in September.

 

Would love a sleepy town with pretty architecture, canals, some nice cafes and possible day trips. Is that too much to ask for? Oh, and relatively accessible from London by train. Ain't gettin on no plane

Dordrecht 

Hope you all enjoy your hideous racist **** money. 

We could genuinely save a lot of wasted time and sack him now whilst the new manager would have time to plan. 

Martin out

1 minute ago, AjcW said:

Hey I found a positive. Top nowhere to be seen or heard! 

Nothing new there. 

Absolute ****ing idiots. 

Enjoy your season tickets lads

23 hours ago, CornwallFox said:

The initial jump doesn't surprise me, it's attracted huge attention. Question is how long can the price be sustained? Glad to see some of you have made some immediate gains

Quarterly financial updates will be utterly hilarious at that valuation.

The world is one big ****ing meme 

19 minutes ago, westernpark said:

Yes, looking at the clientele in the pub, I think I was the only one who wouldn’t be drinking a crap lager or Pinot.

Sadly most people like to drink absolute shite.

Hard to keep cask good with little throughput, wasteful. 

Cask is just such a superior product when it's good but people are brainwashed lager drones these days. 

7 hours ago, westernpark said:

Went to the Old Horse. Was well excited that they had Wherry on by Woodfordes. I had one sip, tasted like something you’d put on your chips in Norfolk, rather than having with them. Beautiful collective pubs showing time after time, they can’t keep cask beer. 

Could just be end of the cask.

Probably more likely the locals don't drink enough of it. 

Kelly Kates looking smoking tonight 

The most obvious appointment in football history.

Pathetic 

36 minutes ago, Raj said:

Imagine investing in that ****.

 

No disrespect to anyone but hope you lose your money.

 

He is a disgusting piece of shit, certainly had an influence on me not joining in. 

31 minutes ago, EnderbyFox said:

I've decided against jumping on so you should all at least double your investments, thank me later 

Same

Guaranteed jump at the open 

2 hours ago, Vlad the Fox said:

Speaking to someone a couple of weeks back and at that point only one box had renewed from last season. People didn’t renew after relegation from the prem because they didn’t drop prices, assuming the same now, people aren’t going to pay prem prices for league 1 football. 

The money gets it, the pleb in the stands not so much. 

Keep paying those PL monies for League 1 football serfs. 

DCA is a far better way to get into SpaceX rather than jumping in at IPO Imo

4 hours ago, AKCJ said:

Guns will be involved.

Hopefully a better shot than the last two who had a pop (apparently)  at the ginger tumour 

12 minutes ago, jammie82uk said:

Still throwing up strange scenarios, Kante wins the golden boot and playmaker award

 

13 exquisite pea rollers 

ICE

14 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

The only reason? I won't hear any slander towards the other scorchers that have paraded around Wetherfield thank you very much

59 minutes ago, Ted Maul said:

Cracked the LCFC XI and included Arnar Gunnlaugsson- completed it.

 

Arnar is peak for me. 

2 hours ago, JonnyBoy said:

mine says 180 days on 212 i assume i can't sell mine until then or its trickled in percentages anyway 

I was alluding to all of the current private investors who got in before IPO who will more than likely use this event as a liquidity opportunity to dump their cheap shares and become millionaires. 

11 hours ago, CornwallFox said:

Was reading something about IPOs in general and the fact they are basically an opportunity for earlier investors to cash out. 

Earlier investors, including recent ones, bought at a much lower price that the IPO is set. It'll make them all billions. 

I'm leaning towards expecting an early fall. Facebook apparently dropped 30-50% following IPO and space x is far, far more overpriced. 

Do all early investors not have a lock-in period? 

I need to ban myself now