artursteppe

'Not going to luck'? What's luck got to do with anything? Ooooooh you mean 'look', perhaps.

Cheer up, guys. Jamie's on a 'run' now, he will score in all the remaining matches. Premier League Champions, seeded for next season's Champions League, PFA player of the year award, Manager of the year award, Premier League Golden Boot award, BBC Sports Personality Best Sporting Team award, Gary Linekar presenting the first Match Of The Day programme next season in his underwear.

Average Britain - sorry, should be average Briton - as in 'Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves, Britons never never never shall be slaves!' etc

I'd take second this year if we won the Premier League next year!

Maybe someone could accumulate a list of all the arsehole 'in the know' pundits condemning us to oblivion because Claudio Ranieri is our manager. Ray Parlour, HITC, Gary Linekar, 'Arry Redknap, Steve Savage and whoever else has shouted their gobs off. Hopefully at the end of the season we could somehow publish an open letter telling the world what a bunch of imbeciles they all are, and in future keep their negative comments to themselves and shove them up their own arses.

Of course we look better. All the players who were with us last year have a year's experience of Premier League football. Mahrez, Schlupp, Ulloa, Vardy, Albrighton, Drinky, King, Wes, Kramaric will all be better players for us this season. Shinji and N'Golo are quality acquisitions. On current form ( last nine league matches ) we look excellant. Indications from pre season are that the fighting spirit is still there. Lots to look forward to, and if we do get a couple more quality signings things could get very exciting.

I've seen some some bizare threads on this site, but this one is 'summat else'.

I wonder what happened to Bumley's parachute payments for 2010 -2011, 2011-2012 etc., poor bastards. Presumably not used very wisely!

Vardy to Rafael was shoulder and arm ( agreed ) to shoulder and arm, fact. Rafael on Vardy was in the back, fact, very different. Valid penalty, end of!

The 'Florists' are 16 points behind us, but let's face it they are 4 points in front of Brighton, and 15 points ahead of Huddersfield so they must be really really good!

They came from Leicester, but they are big chelski fans, dahlings.

For me, it's sh*t like 'could of done this' or 'should of done that' - how dim are you if you don't know it's 'could have' or 'should have', HAVE for fox sake. While I'm on it, for those who do not know, it is 'too' in the context of 'too' far or 'too much' - not 'to far' or 'to much' - 'to' is used in the context of 'to be or not to be', or 'I'm going to have an effin rant if the dimbos do not try harder. Last one, count this as a Christmas present if you are one who missed out on a reasonable education under the Labour government - 'their' is used when something belongs ( or sort of belongs ) to someone ie 'their team' or 'their stupidity - 'there', quite simply implies 'over' there, it generally implies a place eg 'I was there'. 'They're' is short for 'they are' eg 'they're wankers', 'they're stupid' ( could be people who think Wellens is good ) etc. It is always, and only 'they're' if you could use 'they are', end of! Merry Christmas.