goodlongfox Posted 30 August 2004 Posted 30 August 2004 (posted in other thread but it deserves its own spot) Then the post match interviews for Watford and Brighton could be something like this - Watford "Well, I spent a long time today chatting up this bird, she seemed really interested the whole time, gave me the 'look' a few times, but I decided to played it cool. I had quite a few chances early on to take her home but paced myself to at least get a few pints down first and make a night of it. Then one of me dead ugly mates pops over and joins us, I try to give him the hint that he's cramping me style but he carries on regardless. The bird gives him a dirty look anyway and he soon gets the message. We both laugh at him as he slumps off in the corner. The landlord starts clearing up so I take the opportunity to quickly pop off to the mens room to get myself some protection, ready for the night ahead. I return as the place is closing up to find no sign of either me ugly mate or the bird...." Brighton "I bumped into me ugly mate again, he was arm in arm with the 'bird' from the other night. Couldn't look her in the eye for some reason, the shame of it all. Said a quick hello but bumped into them again later in a club where I was trying to pull a tall bird I bought a drink for. Me ugly mate told me the 'bird' was a man. I laughed it off. Then the 'bird' told me I wasn't her 'type' and she wasn't interested. Saw the adams apple as she walked off....shit....I was doing well, first I couldn't chat up a bird and now I couldn't even chat up a bloke...decided to give up early and go home to have a wank. Got home. Couldn't even get a hard on. Tried to bash the bishop while sitting in the kitchen but must have crashed out midway as I suddenly awoke with a shock as one of my female flatmates walked in late. Her eyes gazed upon my exposed and pathetic limp cock together with my trousers and pants around my ankles....I had failed in every department possible"
Wellman Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 why dont we get ian holloway in as leicester manager??
Cobbo Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 why dont we get ian holloway in as leicester manager?? 16142[/snapback] Sounds like a farmer and wears burberry ties. that's a no for me!
Ash Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 If we had Roman Abrahamovic.... If we had Rooney.... If we had Robinho.....
Guest freund Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 why dont we get ian holloway in as leicester manager?? 16142[/snapback] Sounds like a farmer and wears burberry ties. that's a no for me! 16153[/snapback] Burberry ties? thats just sad
Ash Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 why dont we get ian holloway in as leicester manager?? 16142[/snapback] Sounds like a farmer and wears burberry ties. that's a no for me! 16153[/snapback] Burberry ties? thats just sad 16285[/snapback] Oh and naming yourself after a German isnt ?
Guest freund Posted 31 August 2004 Posted 31 August 2004 why dont we get ian holloway in as leicester manager?? 16142[/snapback] Sounds like a farmer and wears burberry ties. that's a no for me! 16153[/snapback] Burberry ties? thats just sad 16285[/snapback] Oh and naming yourself after a German isnt ? 16291[/snapback] well slightly worse than naming myself after a scotsman
DesertFox Posted 1 September 2004 Posted 1 September 2004 Burberry......... NO!!! In the name of decency, STOP IT!!!
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