Ash Posted 19 July 2004 Posted 19 July 2004 Forest Q: How can you tell when Forest are losing? A: It's five past three. A supporter hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at the City Ground. He says: "Two please." The turnstyle operator replies: "Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?" Joe Kinnear was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. When questionned he said: " I'll do anything for 3 points." Derby Q)What's the difference between a bra and Derby County? A) A bra has two cups and support. Q) What do you say to a Derby fan with a job? A) Can I have a Big Mac please! The 7 Dwarves are down in a cave when it collapses. Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Derby county are good enough to win the European Cup'. Snow White pauses then says 'at least Dopey's still alive'.
Guest freund Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at Nottinghams City ground? It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere!
Guest Daniel Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Whats the difference between The City Ground and a Hedgehog ? Hedgehog has its pricks in the outside...
Guest freund Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 A Little Welsh lad is practicing his free kicks at Derby. He has one of those portable walls which he moves around to change the angle so he can shoot from different areas of the field. He takes 50 kicks at goal, everyone finds the back of the net. George Burley is watching in the stands and walks down to talk to the young man. "How old are you son?" asks the County Boss "13" Replies the young fellow. "Well I am very impressed with your shooting" continues Burley, "and I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get older you may be good enough to play for the Derby 1st team" "**** off" said our hero "it's bad enough being Welsh"
Guest freund Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Why does the River Trent run through Nottingham? Because if it walked it would be mugged. :: :: ::
Guest Daniel Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Why does the River Trent run through Nottingham?Because if it walked it would be mugged. Thats shit, its a liverpool joke because of the area. Nottingham isnt known for being rough.
Guest freund Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Why does the River Trent run through Nottingham?Because if it walked it would be mugged. Thats shit, its a liverpool joke because of the area. Nottingham isnt known for being rough. 17475[/snapback] erm, yes it is, its got the highest rate of gun crime in the UK, and the only place in England where police have to carry round guns.
Cat Burger Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Nottingham is rough as ****, have you ever been there!?!?
Guest Daniel Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Alright alright, but its a Liverpool joke about the mersey being changed so i was just saying.
Guest freund Posted 6 September 2004 Posted 6 September 2004 Alright alright, but its a Liverpool joke about the mersey being changed so i was just saying. 17484[/snapback] oh yeh, an oldie but a goodie
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