Northants Fox Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 THREE surgeons are boasting about their skills. The first says: '' I had a man who'd chopped all his fingers off in an industrial accident. I sewed them all back on again and that man is now a concert pianist.'' The second says: '' That's easy. Now I had a patient who lost both his legs in a car crash. I stitched them back on and that man is now an ice skating champion.'' The third says: '' That's nothing. I had a cowboy who rode his horse along a Railway line and was hit at 100mph. All that was left was the horse's backside and a cowboy hat. That man is now president of the United States.'' Sent to the paper by someone from Bury
C-man Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 THREE surgeons are boasting about their skills. The first says: '' I had a man who'd chopped all his fingers off in an industrial accident. I sewed them all back on again and that man is now a concert pianist.''The second says: '' That's easy. Now I had a patient who lost both his legs in a car crash. I stitched them back on and that man is now an ice skating champion.'' The third says: '' That's nothing. I had a cowboy who rode his horse along a Railway line and was hit at 100mph. All that was left was the horse's backside and a cowboy hat. That man is now president of the United States.'' :laugh: (I was in a bit of a steven mood)
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