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Lukeh

The simpsons!

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homer the weed

went something like this; started off at the dinner table marge asked the family if they noticed anything different about the food, homers reply ; NO ! SAME OLD GARBAGE. :D

marge informs him that they are eating G.M veg. at this point lisas potato eats her carrot lol

marge decides this is enough and starts to grow her own veg from now on, armed with DIRTY HOE veg seeds marge starts planting them in the garden, when finished the crop is ravaged by crows to her dis-pleasure.

she plants a scarecrow in the garden and all is complete when she plants granpa's hat on the top.

when homer returns from work he is confroted by the imposing shadowery figure of the scarecrow and proceedsround the back of the house to get a baseball bat and creep up on the un-suspecting scarecrow and smash its head in :D

after the mercy less beating he is surrounded by the crows, homer now the "alpha" crow for defeating the enemy they perch themselves on his out-spread arms and homer decares "now go do my bidding, whatever it may be" the crows fly off and return with a pint of lager , donut, crisps and a porno mag.

several days pass by with homer being surrounded by the crows, in his bed where marge is disturbed by the presence of a flock of crows in her bed, at which point homer corrects marge to say a flock of crows is called a MURDER honey a MURDER, They even join him for a pint at moes where moe is disturbed about the missing barney, homer retrieves a blood soaked button from the beak of a crow and declares barney is ok " here's his button".

the next day homer is being fed donuts in his hammock by one of the crows when maggie appears at a window; ahhh maggie wants to fly to says homer and the crows oblige, homer very pissed off tell the crows to put her down at which they do, nid-air they drop maggie, homer runs to catch maggie after rescuing her he directs his anger at the crows with a rake the crows attack him and peck his eyes out.

whilst in the doctors homer asks doc hibbard for something to ease the searing pain and he prescxribes medicinal maijuana,..........the rest of the show is hillarious and i cant be bothered to write the rest ill just say it is funny from start to finish.

bet you wish you had'nt of asked now.

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My fave episode, is the one where they gro the tomatoes that taste like tabacco.lol

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Tomacco!!

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Thats the one. lollol

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Great stuff! 'daddy this tastes horrible, but i want more'. haha. thats goat ends up trying to get the last plant possible!so funny! lollol

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