Geo V Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 You know the laughter, the type that makes you cry hard!!!!!! A couple of weeks back we finally got one of our mutual mates to join us on a 9 hole golf course. Now my mate is a lucky lad in love, pulls like there is no tomorrow but when it comes to sport, he is shite. He is never in our footy team (well occasionally a sub), is shite on the odd occasion when we go bowling and cant hold a snooker cue for love nor money etc etc!! Anyway, he came along to this course (9 full size holes) and on the first tee, we let him go first. He shanked the ball about 100 yards right and the rest of us 3 hit our ball straight. We waited for him to walk over to his ball and joked where his next shot would go and from that point the hysterics started. He had so many swings to hit the ball that it looked from a distance like he was digging a hole!! With every swing and miss we would be in hysterics and he was getting more wound up by our reaction! We cant see the soft sod now without taking the piss. This one will last for years
Durnerz Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 We were out one night a while back and this lad always used to find us in this one club and act like a right nob, anyway, we were all on like a platform above the dancefloor and this lad was next to us, trying to impress these two blondes, very drunk by this point,an one of my mates went behind him and pulled his jeans down and left him standing and staggering about in front of these girls while they pissed themselves at his 'misfortune'.
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