It's nearly over...

[Nationwider]

it does feel like the world is collapsing around my ears though, when i put it on, after say, come dine with me (ch4 5.25 pm weekdays) and it's telling me the lunch time news follows bargain hunt, because i know i've got to go into the full teletext tv listings, and the first page that comes up will be the page after the one i want.......

Nothing hurts like needing page 10 and all you can see is 11/12 at the top of the screen.

Or "Leicester Sign La Liga Star

.....report to follow later"