Ash Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........ 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.At school your teachers screw you regardless.
Ash Posted 25 March 2005 Author Posted 25 March 2005 I see you are in one of those moods today young man! 83105[/snapback]
Sparky Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 with sex you can be in out and gone within 10 minutes , school is 7 bloody hours ! ok dont call me marathon man 5 minutes :laugh:
Katy Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 with sex you can be in out and gone within 10 minutes , school is 7 bloody hours ! ok dont call me marathon man 5 minutes :laugh: 83122[/snapback] Yeah right!
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