Peasley's Pulpitations

[Foxhateram]

Peasley was born in 1985 in the state of las venturus. He had five Girlfriends one of which was a lesbi*n. When he finally tired of being a mole, he climbed to the surface of the soil and stared upon the sun for the first time. This changed his life forever as he is now blind (ironic seen as moles are already blind James, IDIOT). He then went to mcdonalds in search of a brew. However he only manged to stumble across a light saber in which the beam was yellow. This meant Peasley the mole would become a jedi mole .

Ok this is our story, me and my college mates added little bits. Now it is your turn to add to the story

This always leads to some amusing times