Born Ruffians Vs The Teenagers

[General Smuts]

Ahhhhhhhhh somebody choose for me!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Gotta be the teens

[General Smuts]

Gotta be the teens

Its hard though its a choice between 2 of my favourite songs from this year - Starlet Johansson and Hummingbird.

Difficult decision!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I hadn't actually listened to these two before.

Now it has i changing my vote to Born Ruffians better by a long long way

[General Smuts]

But The Teenagers are far smuttier.

Sample Lyric -

'[male]

Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.

On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.

She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.

As she stepped out of her massive car,

I could only notice she was more than ****able.

I think she was coming back from the game or something,

’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fooked her, and it was wild.

She’s such a slut.

[chorus]

[male]

I fooked my american ****

[female]

I love my english romance

[male]

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits

[female]

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]

Ok, listen girls:

I met the hottest guy ever.

Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?

Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest british accent ever.

Straight away, i could tell he was rocker

From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.

Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.

Oh my god,

I think i’m in love.'

And they have a song called fook Nicole!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

But The Teenagers are far smuttier.

Sample Lyric -

'[male]

Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.

On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.

She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.

As she stepped out of her massive car,

I could only notice she was more than ****able.

I think she was coming back from the game or something,

’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fooked her, and it was wild.

She’s such a slut.

[chorus]

[male]

I fooked my american ****

[female]

I love my english romance

[male]

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits

[female]

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]

Ok, listen girls:

I met the hottest guy ever.

Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?

Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest british accent ever.

Straight away, i could tell he was rocker

From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.

Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.

Oh my god,

I think i’m in love.'

And they have a song called fook Nicole!

It wasn't you was it???

That doesn't mean there good tho

[General Smuts]

I saw both Thank christ for Born Ruffians starting late.

Both fantastic!