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General Smuts last won the day on 13 November 2014

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  • Birthday 07/08/1987

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  1. As the undisputed King of the Deathlist TM and as I've got little to no chance of getting on here properly before next year my way too early for next year predictions are: 1. Olivia De Haviland 2. Kirk Douglas 3. Vera Lynn 4. Olivia Newton John 5. Roberta McCain U40 - 6ix9ine or Demi Lovato if he doesn't make the New Year
  2. Some other potential names to look into as they are out of contract in the summer: Boubakary Soumare (Lille) Angel Gomes (Manure) Layvin Kurzawa (PSG) Benjamin Stambouli (Schalke) As for Vardy's replacement - I like Donyell Malen at PSV but not sure how realistic that is.
  3. 2 down ... I wish I could transfer my overwhelming success in this one specific area of expertise into monetary gain.
  4. 5 years past my Tinder prime and 4 years into a relationship - I've cracked Tinder. Upload all your photos upside down so the ladies turn their phone to look at them, They'll obviously swipe left cos you're an ugly fvcker but since it's now upside down - green hearts raining all over the gaff. Get me on Dragon's Den.
  5. Cmon, everyone knows it's Connor. Idiots.
  6. This one hit me almost as hard as Chester Bennington. Saw Prodigy at Ally Pally a few years ago and it was special. Next level. RIP.
  7. Having a weekend off WL so my thumbs can heal.
  8. I got Brandt in my rewards pack and the Headliners Ziyech and Douglas Costa from my free Ultimate Pack. No real complaints.
  9. As most have said and as we've been saying for years now - a clear out is needed first. Simpson Okazaki King James Fuchs Slimani With the possibility of: Kaputzka Morgan Diabate Silva Iheanacho (loan most likely to get some confidence back) And personally not good enough in my opinion Mendy Ghezzal Leaves us with 3/3 keepers. 3/4 full backs (Counting Amartey and not Elder). 4/4 CB's. 3/4 DM's. 1/2 AM's. 3/4 Wingers and 1/3 ST. So 4/5 players needed. Tielmans, Austin and Adams taking 3 of those spots and we're looking mustard for me.
  10. I can’t feel my thumbs but I pounded out 11 wins and now I don’t want to play ever again.
  11. Packed Chiellini from my WL pack and player picked a red Hamdallah. Can't complain.
  12. Is Alamamy Toure any good? Cardiff looking at him from Monaco. Could throw him in with the Tielmans deal and have cover at right back that isn't Simpson.
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