The Beer Drinkers Prayer

[Rincewind]

The Beer Drinkers Prayer

Our beer

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink

I will be drunk

At home as I am in the pub

Give me today my daily gallon me

And forgive me my spillage

As I forgive those that spilleth against me

Lead me me not into temptaition

Of poncy wine-tasting

And deliver me from alco-pops

For mine are are the hops

The yeast and the barley

For ever and ever

Barmen.

[Zingari]

now go and say three ale marys as penance