Tomassi Posted 30 June 2005 Posted 30 June 2005 What a great program!Discuss... 130340[/snapback] I Love the Black Bloke cant remember his name.. ''I want my money'' ''thank you for a great job today'' ''wheres my money i want it'' ''u were really good'' ''money!!''
Newcastle_Fox Posted 30 June 2005 Author Posted 30 June 2005 B.A. Baracus To get the correct B.A. look is difficult indeed. To truly excel you'll need to be extremely muscly and black. However, if you're skinny and white (like me) you can still make a perfect B.A. lookalike. Just read and learn... What you'll need: * A haidresser/barber and some money. * A picture of Mr. T. Feel free to print one off from this site... * Your mum's/ sister's/ your own jewellery box. * Tight fitting army combat trousers and boots. * A pink T-shirt. What to do: 1. Take a trip to the hairdressers with the appropriate picture of Mr. T. Ask him/her to cut the hair in that style. If they refuse start muttering, "I pity the fool who don't cut my hair in that style. I pity the foo..." and he/she will be suitably scared. Remember, be menacing. 2. Go home and put on the army style boots and combat trousers, remembering to tuck the trousers into the boots - many people will claim this is unfashionable. Ignore them, crazy fools! If B.A. thinks it's cool, then, by Jove, it is cool. 3. Get that pink T-shirt and rip the sleeves off it to allow those rippling muscles to be on full show (oh?... you haven't got big muscles? Do it anyway, you'll look ok. Sometimes less can be more... just not in this instance). 4. Get the jewllery box and put on every ring and necklace you can find (gold, of couse). Don't worry if you feel suddenly "top heavy" - imagine how the great B.A. felt and fight the pain! 5. ... And remember, all this will be for nothing if you do not act like B.A.. So, growl a lot, frown, and say "Fool" in every sentence that you make. There, perfect.
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