rossporterlc Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 my favourite: "Oi, toilet mouth! There's a child's bike outside"
rossporterlc Posted 8 July 2005 Author Posted 8 July 2005 [a group of students are causing trouble in the club] Brian Potter: Right you lot out. Before I knock you out. Sling it go on, you aren't welcome. All of you leave. Stu: I'm not going till I get a refund. Brian Potter: Did you here that Kenny? You best make him a bed up. Stu: I want my money back. Brian Potter: I want to moonwalk son, but life's a sh^thouse. Out.
rossporterlc Posted 8 July 2005 Author Posted 8 July 2005 'Crimetime' Presenter: Police probe Leeds girl's snatch. Can you help?
Muz Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 Best line ever was when the horse was pissed in the bar and he said ' be rate get it a kebab '
Muz Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 just rememberd another one.. When they are are in the toilet and they have that condom machine , and Gerry goes ' top of the range condom machine here ' and Potter goes ' Top of the range its bloody 10 years old , would you wanna suck on a 10 year old bananna'
rossporterlc Posted 8 July 2005 Author Posted 8 July 2005 what about: Brian:that was below the belt Jerry:good you won't have felt it then
Knighton Matt Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 no offence but each of these sketches for me highlight the fact that phoenix nights isn't funny in the slightest...
rossporterlc Posted 8 July 2005 Author Posted 8 July 2005 it's legendary! top quality show, some of the jokes are really obvious and some are really subtle, all funny though!
Janx Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 no offence but each of these sketches for me highlight the fact that phoenix nights isn't funny in the slightest... 134707[/snapback] Wll they do say that there is No accounting for taste... B)
Wellman Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 it's legendary! top quality show, some of the jokes are really obvious and some are really subtle, all funny though! 134710[/snapback] best show ever
CasinoGee Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 Garth Maranghi's Dark Place (probs spellt wrong) is the greatest!
Guest Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 Garth Maranghi's Dark Place (probs spellt wrong) is the greatest! 134883[/snapback] I like that one too!!
toonboy Posted 8 July 2005 Posted 8 July 2005 Brian Potter: What's the matter with you, man? Jerry St Clair: What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on t'jumble. I've been rolled round t'car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns. Brian Potter: Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet? Jerry St Clair: Heavy duty black bin bags, no matter what your gender. Heavy duty black bin bags whether bi or straight or bender. "I've not seen them this excited since they printed that peodophiles address in the paper"
rossporterlc Posted 9 July 2005 Author Posted 9 July 2005 Brian Potter: What's the matter with you, man? Jerry St Clair: What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on t'jumble. I've been rolled round t'car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns. Brian Potter: Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet? Jerry St Clair: Heavy duty black bin bags, no matter what your gender. Heavy duty black bin bags whether bi or straight or bender. "I've not seen them this excited since they printed that peodophiles address in the paper" 134984[/snapback] class
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