Simo86 Posted 26 October 2012 Posted 26 October 2012 Actually that was my first touch (bobble) there is something slightly ironic about beating David Lord with a terrible first touch. It was an imaginary top corner obviously. For the record I did actually Gascoigne David Lord on purpose once and he didn't hear the end of it for about 6 months. Hence the jokes last night I want you to do it to someone else that is not Dave Lord and then I will be impressed He is the one person I love being on the opposite side of because he charges in at you and gives you the perfect opportunity to showboat!
Guest MattP Posted 26 October 2012 Posted 26 October 2012 Ultra/Acces Being a nob, being smug, not being able to take a joke, making hollow threats involving baseball bats, knowing nothing about football, despite always getting things wrong still holding on to the belief that he is able to predict the lottery numbers, having a voice like a Paedophile (allegedly), having a face like a paedophile (allegedly), being the worst Mayor in Leicester’s history, having the best legal team in Leicester’s history, not being able to buy trousers that fit/being able to afford a belt. Life imprisonment. ROFL. Possibly post of the year.
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