Mike Oxlong

Fvckin tractors With a massive queue behind them on a country road Not pulling over from time to time to let other people go about their business quicker than snail's pace

Yes Reputation mostly

I'm in. As long as it's somewhere with a relaxed dress code.

Brian McCulloch of Glasgow http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-34832087

And seriously impressive if he had to bust out of jail first http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-34832087

Was he wearing Heelys ?

Could better use the proposed transfer fee to bribe match officials again http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/jim-mclean-admits-feels-sick-1097937

ROMA 1 LAZIO 3: KEITA DOUBLE WINS DERBY DELLA CAPITALE Jamie Smith 13:48 Getty Images Balde Keita hit a brace as Lazio won 3-1 at Roma in the Rome derby to move Juventus a step closer to the Serie A title on Sunday Lost to your rivals to blow your chances of the title Bottlers. Are you Tottenham in disguise.

Wish these Roma would fvck off.

It is if the manager's real name is Craig Shakespeare Tuna

German bombers and now German subs. Crikey !

Go2O2

Maybe he left some bad skidmarks in the pan !

The bad news is this transfer is going to happen. The good news is that issues with image rights means it won't be completed before 2024.