Mike Oxlong

“And from next season I won’t be here and you’ll be having a new presenter at Radio Leicester to cover all things Leicester City .... “ Ian Stringer May 2019

What a selfish little man that Noel Edmonds is, heading off to the jungle just when his country needs him most.

Well, I suppose you can’t accuse him of inconsistency. On every moral issue he gets it wrong.

North Yorkshire Police has issued a grovelling apology after posting a graphic description online of a man wanted for exposing himself to a student. The force admitted the appeal went into ‘too much detail’ after the suspect was described as a ‘fat’ man with a ‘small penis and testicles that hang noticeably low Police in York are investigating the ‘disturbing incident’ which happened on Sunday when the student walking alone at roughly 1.15pm when the pale man confronted her. On Tuesday, police issued an apology over the original appeal. It said: “On the evening of 19 November 2018, we posted an appeal on Facebook to help identify a suspect in the York area who performed a sexual act in public. “The appeal included a description of the naked man, which we accept went into too much detail. “This has caused upset to a number of people who read the appeal and we unreservedly apologise for any offence caused. “The appeal was quickly removed and a more appropriately worded version posted on the force website.

You gotta fight For the right To leave the toilet seat up occasionally

We have the whole of Christmas for that.

GTF in goal as you wouldn’t be able to squeeze the ball past him. Pontus Kante Mahrez Worthington

Hopefully free sausagies too.

Not sure it’s talent sniffing that he’s best known for.

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Is it wrong to drink too much red wine on a Sunday evening ? Edit - Monday morning head says yes

Harry’s dog has a lot to answer for

If they get Holly Willoughbobble presenting in a bikini I might just give it a chance

Cue Harry Redknapp