Mike Oxlong

Straight swap for my signed Elvis Hammond shirt ?

Prefer a bit of weed aroma to the awful smells emanating from those vape contraptions.

Or could just have my initials followed by LEICESTER

BABY SQUID

Not enough rippage on pic 1 Word association game for pic 2 - wanqa The parents of the girl in pic 3 should be beaten

To be fair to the players some of them aren’t even earning £50,000 per week. Least the club could do is fly them down to the game.

Are you sure it’s Valium and not Viagra ? If if you take two Viagra you might put someone’s eye out going down those stairs.

Would be nice if they could just catch the odd burglar or two !

Similar, but insert alternative word for coffee. Toast

And there was me thinking you were related to Gina G https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_G

Give them a big smile and tell them you’re a haemophiliac

I don’t disagree with either point. My gripe is at those who do take it too far.

I could be offended because someone says hello to me but that doesn’t make it right or reasonable What is and is not acceptable has rightly changed in the last 30 years But the issue for me is that there is now a booming culture of being offended which actually creates division in my view

http://www.financial-ombudsman.org.uk/publications/technical_notes/building-subsidence.htm

Sorry Rodney. I couldn’t think of anything more useful than what’s been said already.