Mike Oxlong

Utterly disgusting Not only by the dreadful occurrences of these events but also by the design to create further hatred and bloodshed between people

The milkman that no right thinking husband would want delivering to his door

I’m hoping that something really fvcking amazing happens when the 5 millionth post is made, like Emily Ratajkowski popping out of my laundry basket dressed in a bikini.

Tory MP Scott Mann ridiculed for 'fit knives with GPS trackers' call http://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-scott-mann-ridiculed-for-fit-knives-with-gps-trackers-call-11665366 “... it was a bit of a s*** idea”

I’m particularly pleased for Harvey and Hamza

Man who killed chip-stealing seagull given curfew http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456 So, who gets the £85 victim surcharge ? Not the gull, that’s for sure.

Wise has got an annoying face at the best of times but even more so when he pulls one like he’s having his nads tickled.

Not quite a goal but pretty darn close

Not sure which game to watch Both should be decent

Bekah, Mike and Dennis in one pic It was obviously taken at the final of a popularity contest

May has been an utter car crash of a PM Surely you get your mandate before you enter negotiations

Oops ! Now where did I leave that baby ? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/12/saudi-plane-turns-around-mother-forgets-baby-airport?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Not as scary as facing a barrage of ping pong balls in an Amsterdam bar