Mike Oxlong

“as Southampton and Leicester vie for Brest talent” - snigger

Just the chorus from this old chestnut Fofana, Fofana, Fofana is good enough for me

Sorry but this deserves a WAFTA (Wank Addition (to) Foxes Talk Award)

Brilliant analysis Strider. Really enjoyed reading it

I thought you said that you were taking your wife ?

In just under 5 months that’s only a bit over a measly one page per day

Sounds like a caravan

I did chuckle when I saw a post by one of their fans complaining that it was almost a year since they had won 5 in a row

Reminds me slightly of Bernie

So even Mclovin is now interested in our transfer business

Sort of lad that took his ball home before the end of the park game when he got all the best picks but was still getting tonked by the underdogs

Heard Joachim Low saying he loves marmite during one of the recent international games

You’re lucky I have to live with having taught him to play football

Best post match analysis on the Blue Moon forum Trojan63 said: For what it’s worth my sister dated Mendy briefly last year - she agrees he’s a shit LB but said he was a decent ****

Stick that in Google translate “It’s not fair. We cost a lot more than them and compared to what we earn they are like burger flippers in McDonalds. They are meant to let us score many many times but maybe they are too dumb to read the script. Can you stop filming now please cos I’m gonna cry .....”