EastNeukFox Posted 28 February 2014 Posted 28 February 2014 Another quality piece from the Daily Mash.... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/kevin-phillips-makes-debut-for-one-direction-2014022884107 Kevin Phillips makes debut for One Direction 28-02-14 LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction’s reserves last night. Every boyband has a rugged one for the mums The veteran was brought on in the 67th minute to sing backing harmonies on a few album ballads but his contribution was drowned out by the screaming of middle-aged male Leicester fans. Phillips said: “Singing heartfelt lyrics about chaste romance written by teams of Scandinavians has always been a key part of my game. “I actually had trials for Take That as a teenager, before the football took off, and I’ve continued gazing into the camera while professing eternal devotion in my own time. “Sometimes, to entertain the lads, I’d do a few uplifting ballads in the shower after the game, crooning them into a bar of soap.†Observers said the 40-year-old performed creditably but messed up a crucial step-forward at a key change, leaving the team struggling to present a united front while swearing their love would always be true. Fan Nathan Muir, who tweets as @FutureMrPhillips, said: “Pop concerts aren’t really my thing but Kevin was incredible. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go home and finish my slash fiction about his torrid secret relationship with Paul Konchesky.â€
Stuliasz Posted 28 February 2014 Posted 28 February 2014 Read this at lunchtime, wonder if there is a City fan on the Daily Mash team as we are mentioned quite a bit in the sports articles here and there.
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