bigjohn
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Everything posted by bigjohn
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pizza, meat feast
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Getting up at 4am Monday morning, to go to work
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hungerford . one horse town
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The old ones are the best
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Sunlight dodging computer nerds looking down their spotty noses at people, unable to communicate without a keyboard
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The doctor telling me to change my lifestyle. The takeaway and cider diet isn't doing me any favours. Anyone for salad?
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My girlfriend is leaving me, because I'm obsessed with the band the monkees. I thought she was joking! Then I saw her face ....
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Joking aj ! the cop car was speeding tough, one law for us .......
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Was doing 85mph on A43 today and still couldn't catch the cop car in front!.Tried to undertake it
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...and another thing, drivers who panic when they see a cop car and are too scared to overtake it
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Just had a water fight with next doors kids....... I won..... They were no match for me, and my kettle.
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Everyone doing 60mph in the outside lane, when the inside lanes are clear, then giving me dirty looks when I pass them doing 70mph, move over then assholes!
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The Mrs is throwing a party, and wants everyone to wear name tags.90% of the guests know each other!
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Being treated like a kid. I'm fooking 40!
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Whats the difference between forest and my cock? My cock can make it past a semi
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How do you confuse an idiot? Seven :.
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The tenerife version of supermarket sweep looks harsh
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In my opinion ,If you have small children, don't leave them on their own. It's not rocket science.
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Chicken balti extra green chilli, nan, sag aloo
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Arnold schwarzenegger is getting divorced She wants his clothes,his boots and his motorcycle
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The Mrs was talking about a woman who never leaves the house. I'm sure she's homophobic, she said! !
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That big brother babe has just signed a record contract, after doing gigs in Manchester
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What grinds my gears? A knacked clutch!
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Watching Dave As soon as he goes out I'm knobbing his wife! Boom boom!
