Austin

2-0 Leicester. BOOK IT.

He was genuinely very good tonight.

A sentence I never thought I'd type in a thread titled "Luke Thomas".

WE ARE SO BACK.

Early 2000s when I was a kid I went to a game against Pompey where afterwards my uncle took me to The Turnstile so he could have a few more beers.

I remember there being real concern from police as they were gathered outside and Portsmouth fans were heading towards looking for a scrap.

There was a fat, bald man kicking off inside about wanting to go and fight them and he was trying to ignite a chair with a lighter so they'd have to evacuate the pub.

He tried to pour some of his beer on the chair to act as some kind of igniter but was unsuccessful in his attempts.

It's not the most glamorous story but it's still in head 25 years later.

Also, a personal favourite was bonding with Stoke fans a few seasons ago on the walk back to the train station when they kept shouting "Sid" at my mate who is a dead ringer for the sloth from Ice Age. Poor b*stard.

Welcome back Gary!

The definition of "if you don't laugh, you'll cry".

Disgrace.

Jesus Christ. 🫣

6 is probably the best outcome with most fearing higher.

Can't wait to put my faith in this bunch of useless cockwombles to use this news as some kind hammer kick up the arse only for us to lose our next 3 on the bounce.

Straight into the starting 11 until the end of the season please and thanks.

Genuinely hope he never plays a game again for the club.

The guy has a stinking superiority complex.

It's a sad state of affairs that he's currently our best (not crocked) central midfield option.

We're skinto. 

Lack of transfer activity, deadwood players with inflated wages that are near impossible to ship out and unresolved PSR issues and that's just scratching the surface.

The powers that be will PRAY that Kingy can pull off some kind of Wizardry and get this squad kicking on.

We are absolutely shagged. Jesus wept.

😂

Oooo Bilal do you know what you're worth

Oooo Bilal is the best on earth

He's from Morocco, he is a blue

He'll score goals for me and you.

Good riddance!

Honestly just get this done. The calm, injury free environment of seagrave will do his fitness wonders. 😚

Just such a likeable bloke. Was absolutely gutted when he left the club. What terrible news Rest easy big fella! X

We haven't got a pot to piss in and needed a striker in the door. Not saying I'm over the moon with it but I'm glad we've brought someone in. 

If he can find a glimpse of the Celtic form here he could be a decent acquisition!

Welcome Eddie xoxo

Honestly never heard of him. Is he any good?

Tough watch.

Let's just lose this whilst conceeding as little as possible please.

Incredibly sad news. Will forever be remembered here. Rest in power, Shakey 💙

BRING BACK FBS.

Just now, Pliskin said:

“HES JUST A SENSI BOY SENSIIII BOOOOOOY”

HE'S GOT THE MOVES, THAT REALLY MOVE THEM, HE SENDS CHILLS UP AND DOWN THEIR SPINES.. HES JUST A SENSI BOY SENSI BOOOOOOOY

Legitimately only interested in this signing for the possibility of this being his song.