I would like to know the names and addresses of the designers who ( 1 ) designed the interior car fabric that acts like fvcking Velcro so that every bit of shit known to man sticks no matter how hard you try to hoover it clean, and ( 2 ) the smart arse who uses old sheets of sandpaper to make the tags in the back of shirt collars.
I would risk a lengthy jail term just to be able to letter bomb the bastards.