Mike Oxlong

Anyone else think this was a story about performance enhancing drug use ? 

So, how do you know Elton John ? 

He's at it again 

If they included the word shittest in each category this event would be viable 

Seems like the conscientious objectors and the bored shitless  (me included) who have given up their STs will make no dent in attendance figures. The newbies won't be scarred by the years of dross so I expect the KP to be a more positive environment for a while. I've no regrets about jacking it in though 

I guess people would have been happier if he'd said we're a crock of overpaid shit and we are definitely going down 

The half time entertainment is mankini wearing Top and Rudkin wrestling in a paddling pool full of jelly as an act of penance 

I'd like to see him on mastermind 

Specialist subject would be the great and mighty Abdul Fatawu 

Pep near tears is one of the great sights in world football 

Everton play like a gang of thugs. After watching our bunch of pussies all season it's quite refreshing to see 

50 minutes ago, moore_94 said:

 

Translation - .... with the 27 year old open to earning more money than he would in league one .... 

I promised my pet rabbit before she died that I would get a season ticket if we ever ended up in League One again. Leicester v Cheltenham in 08/09 was one of the favourite games she attended before she passed. God bless Topsy. 🙏

I dread to think how much more we'd have spaffed on crap overpaid players without any constraints at all 

You know it’s bad when we recruit the wrong head of recruitment 

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Without the points deduction the squad would have pulled together to find the performances to get us relegated without the penalty 

Leicester City are pleased to announce that the testimonial for Jordan Ayew will be held on Sunday 19th July - kick off 7.30pm

Tickets can be purchased online 

General admission - £20

Concessions - £30

Season Ticket holders - £40

Top and Rudkin (again) 

1 minute ago, The Doctor said:

worst result we could have gotten tbh, means the board can blame the points deduction (we all know they're going to ignore that they were responsible for it) and no lessons from the most avoidable relegation since 22/23 Leicester will be learnt

The bottom line is that we cheated and still weren't good enough to stay in a really shit league 

Just now, Katy said:

Aiyawatt and Rudkin can suck my non-existent balls. 

I'm not letting them anywhere near my very real ones