Monk

Phube? Is that you?

What?

Is it wrong that I am actually starting to feel a warm sense of seceruity and tranquilty within this thread.

I still feel like frodo hidden under that tree when the Orc comes past on a horse above them.

I'm off to start a rival forum - 'OrmonTalk' where a short personal statement must be submitted to gain membership. This will then go to a panel of judges (shotgun rules) to determine if they can become a member.

Close the door properly JTB, we need to get a blueprint on the go.

*said ultra, chewing on a block of lard*

Well, he wasn't chewing on one of Ian Ormonpop's flapjacks at any rate!

Is green tea allowed? I got some pretty potent stuff from borough market the other day. Actually, not convinced they're tea leaves at all :eek:

Fez - I would like to introduce the world famous chocolate brownie into the tea room if I may? If I recall correctly it nearly gave you a heart attack on the spot, no.

Speaking of tea, they have a new guy on the tea trolley at work. He is clearly some kind of illigal immigrant as he has no concept on the makings of a cup of tea! He puts water and milk in a cup, then puts the teabag in. This kind of thing should go into the citizenship exam!

I might stick to coffee now.

Collymore I never tire of your efforts on these!!

I'd hire Dirty Harry Callahan. He usually get things sorted out pretty quick.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=70518

Priceless. The video fits the story so well!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...55020264b6fa0be

The downfall of the Mandaric bid...

I dont know how you do it mate but you've done it again! top work!

might be more apt in a couple of weeks!

hey hey how about that! Though I always enjoy the forest one better!

I had better get involved here...

What have forest and a dog a dinner time got in common....

They're both rooted to the foot of the table.....

I'll get me coat