Raj
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As this wedding was the most expensive I have been to (nearly £60k all in)
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Thought Indian weddings were bad,thats outrageous!!!
(P.S..Im at work til 6 am!)
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Are there not any other children missing in Uk,The World??
Dont get me wrong,they are doing all they can,to get as much publicity as they can,because they can afford to.
Other parents who have lost children can't afford to.
Im just waiting for the inevitbale quote from the McCanns that they want some privacy and want to be left in peace.
After they touted all this publicity im afraid they will be stuck with photographers chasing them,just like paparazzi chase VIP's.
I'm not casting blame on anyone,but i was just making the point that there must be some other news in the world!
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I cant believe so many TV hours are still being given to this saga.
Its very bad whats happened but do we need every news Channel followng their EVERY move.
Photographers at the home,airport,following them around...its Crazy!!!
Now they are back in Rothley it will be 24/7 on Sky News.
Is nothing else happening in the World at the moment?
Also find it strange how they return home shortly after being made suspects,having throughout saying they will not leave Portugal until they get Maddie.
I dont want to comment into whether they did or didn't have anything to do with it,but its all getting abit too much now surely???
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>After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
>enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
>strong enough to nick one.The husband went to his doctor and told him
>that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor
>told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the
>problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
>get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
his ear and count to 10.
>The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
>theworld,
>but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is
>going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So
>the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
>can up to
>his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
>placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on
>his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of
>Bradford and anywhere in Wales.
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Little five year old Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two
people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him
the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the
other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma,
you got me in trouble, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you."
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy
father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm
off now.
The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed,
"I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in
and have a seat".
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one
on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes
the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for
Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six
or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd
love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be
disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you
consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to
get the job done right. People were crowding around four and
five deep to get a good look"
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with
amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three
hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could
hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my
shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I
just had to pack it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed
on your, uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away."
Tripod?"
Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted
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Geo....you quoted
"I used to bet on everything with little research and thats the type of punters that the bookies know feed money into there system."
I AM THAT MAN!!!
Bloody William Hill!
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I used to bet on everything with little research and thats the type of punters that the bookies know feed money into there system.
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Thanks, it was worth the hair pulling.
Typical buggers made me panic as they had a man sent off on the stroke of HT and I thought that was it but the lads rallied to end up winning 3-0 but the shot
count was 18-6 is Droylsdens Favour.
Get in you beauty. Woooooooooooooooo!!
Get in There Geo....Spawny Git!!!
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£10 accie
Newc 8/11
Cov 4/5
wba 8/15
carl 8/13
hibs 1/2
efife 2/5
£161.72 if all goes well
WELL DONE PAL!
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Had a £2 double on Bolton/Everton + Fulham/Spurs draws---Everton scored in 90th minute,other game WAS a draw
£2 double on Sheff W/Bristol c + Bristol Rov/forest---Bristol city won 1-0,other game WAS a draw
£2 double on Macclesfield/Darlington+ Shrewsbury/Grimsby---Shrews won 2-1,other game WAS a draw
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I bet.......i win fcuk all AGAIN this weekend!!!
Dont know why i bother giving Mr.W Hill my £6 every weekend!
I suppose Geo will be betting a measly £400 again!!!!
Good luck to all gamblers this weekend!!!
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My first attempt:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...47281b118bb3957
And Last!!!
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http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...83ddcf14de78857
Sorry in advance!!!
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My knowledge of the local area in Leicester is pi$$poor. It is so bad that a couple of years ago when on a driving ban I almost forced a mate to come up with me and my brother to watch City play and got there early to drive around the old stomping ground (it was when I hardly got to game through work). Anyway, with no SatNav in the car, I decided to give directions on how to get to the Rowlatts Hill/Evington area and we almost ended up in Hinckley. So fudge knows where the airports are!!
You know who to ask now if you need to get there eh Geo????
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Did you see the way I switched it from Aberdeen airport to Heathrow? Thats fantastic knowledge.
Should have used East Midlands,Nottingham Derby Leicester,EMA,Nottingham Airport....or whatever the fcuk its called nowaday!!!
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Thank Fcuk for the translation!!!
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Jim says 'Aye, well there's just the one thing.' 'What's at then?''Have you farted yet?'' Er, - No 'Well, dont, 'cause I'm in fu**in Norway!
BOOM BOOM!!!!
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An Oirish Story.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10
pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest,
how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
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My £150 has gone on a Man Utd-Arsenal-Chelsea treble at even money today!
It's money I've won anyway over the past few weeks but thought I'd put it to good use
Good luck buddy!
I lost £6 on 3 lots of £2 draw accumulators!!
I spend BIG money i do!!!
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In recent years I have changed my betting patterns from punting like a man possessed with horses, dogs, poker and all sorts simultaneously to being more patient and waiting for doing things that I understand a little, ie football and poker mainly
Once the season has settled and we know who is playing well and who isn't, say after 8 games, I`ll start betting £100-300 on just a single match. My stakes will increase if there is more winnings in the will hills account but if my first lot of bets go down on Saturday, i`ll bet less next week. BTW, if you see some dodgy looking Greek dude more interested in the latest scores, with betting slip to hand, that`ll be me
That makes my fiver a week....well......not worth bothering about!!!!
Hope you make some money buddy!
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£130 3 days wages for me
Huh.....my hourly rate!!!!!
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The new season is almost here and the bets are down with good old Hills.
£100 Acc on Charlton, Sheff Utd, Forest and Peterboro.
£20 Acc on the above 4 and Hibs and Rangers
£10 Acc on the above 6 and St Johnstone, Raith, Man Utd and Chelsea as they guarantee 22/1 for ten homes
I fancy us to win but have decided against backing them and putting extra pressure on my heart
Bloomin ell Geo,is that how much you put on,ona weekly basis????
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I've ran 3 half marathons in th last 4 years...2 Leicester and 1 Nottingham.
This years leicester is through the City Centre and i was going to do it but i did my Achillles tendon in a few months ago.
Might still be able to as i did 30 mins today,hopefully with no ill effect!
I hate injuries!
http://www.leicestermarathon.org.uk/