Stopharage

Stop bleating on about the appointment and get behind Russell Martin. I mean, the guy gave us Livin’ La Vida Loca, what’s not to like? 

Not sure what you lot are moaning about. 
 

Sounds like this guy just got his weekend’s back. 

Garden centres and visiting elderly relatives, here we go. 

You can imagine Top and Rudkin discussing how they can take the heat off themselves at home games. 
 

Solution: Recruit Russell Martin 

Profit. 

LCFC social media team about to tweet today the game ended 8-7 to Leicester with Top scoring a double hat-trick. 

8 hours ago, Spanner73 said:

I think we should seriously consider Ronald McDonald, Frank Spencer & the chuckle brothers in a joint 4 management venture ! 

I know you think you’ve hit rock bottom with this club but I’ve got some terrible news to tell you about the Chuckle Brothers. Barry died 8 years ago. Knowing Rudkin’s business acumen, that doesn’t necessarily rule Barry out of a place on your revolutionary management quartet. 
 

I’ve heard that they’re going to rush Russell Martin’s appointment to today, primarily so they can use his missus in the next grovelling social media announcement. 

So much diss going on there, it reads like something Kendrick Lamarr would send Drake’s way. 
 

13 minutes ago, em9999 said:

Im absolutely gutted daka is leaving

 

He was a very nice man who always delivered something 

Sounds like my postman. Unlike Daka he can finish a one-on-one. 

On 19/05/2026 at 16:44, PhillippaT said:

I asked him who it was who made the album and he said his name was John Montague.  I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I’ve heard he’s got beef with the main guy at Lorus - Dave Capulet. 
 

No chance this album sees the light of day. 

When the club says they’re facing an All Stars team are they referring to the way we describe them, i.e. 

Jordan f*****g Ayew

Patson f*****g Daka

Luke ‘I can throw better than i can f*****g kick’ Thomas 

Judging by the decision-making skills of the upper management, I'm guessing they'll plump for John Terry. 

Old Dick Shredder sounds right up our street, from a fans’ POV. 
 

But again, just highlights the complete madness of the idiots in charge. We bounce from manager to manager, with seemingly little thought if they’re stylistically similar or if we actually have the players for their preferred system. Maresca to Cooper to Cifuentes to Rowett shows an absolute lack of common sense by the chumps who run the club. 

4 minutes ago, majaco said:

He will play for a top club

He's already playing for a Top club. 

Unfortunately nominative determinism doesn't work in this case.

TBF to the kid he’s seen the chance of a contract at a better team, so I hope he does well with Newport. 

A Harry Winks own goal would be the chef's kiss ending that this season deserves. 

Just now, hejammy said:

Do we actually do any shooting practice? 

If we do, Daka needs to get checked out for early onset dementia.

1 minute ago, Enyoueffsea said:

Less goals

Less shots

Less shots on target

Less passes attempted

Less passes in final third attempted

Less cross

Less tackles

Less successful tackles

Less fouls

Less ter

Standard Daka

Are Jon and Topboy giggling in the stands together? 

That’s it Mukasa, do a step over to give the keeper a chance to get back. 
 

Dumb football. 

2 minutes ago, Sly said:

We need someone to play with Daka 

Not sure a fluffer is going to improve him, however talented they are. 

I have a really horrible feeling we’re going to win this by 3 or 4 goals. 
 

They’ll all get high on their endeavours in one game, we’ll all still have a glimmer of hope and then Ayew will score an own goal against Millwall to send us down. 

Was offered a ticket for this game but also have the option of doing the Surrey Three Peaks. 
 

Even with plantar fasciitis, the Surrey Three Peaks seems the far less painful option.