Stopharage

Going to be a better pair at the KP than Lucy Pinder.

Glaringly obvious that we need a decent CF and I'd like us to get a nasty CDM to give us a bit of bite and leadership. Otchere with a fortunate goal and not much else.

If they win, immediately go into administration. Offer them a penny in the pound. Just forget about all of other ramifications. We’re nothing but petty.

His Chinese cousin Fan Dab is a much better option

Wout with a defensive masterclass providing an assist for Bristol’s goal.

Who’s next? Rupert Lowe as Community Integration Officer?

Let’s hope the comparisons end there.

Danny Ward…

THE DAY LEFT HE FINALLY FOXES. What?!?

Stop bleating on about the appointment and get behind Russell Martin. I mean, the guy gave us Livin’ La Vida Loca, what’s not to like?

Not sure what you lot are moaning about. Sounds like this guy just got his weekend’s back. Garden centres and visiting elderly relatives, here we go.

You can imagine Top and Rudkin discussing how they can take the heat off themselves at home games. Solution: Recruit Russell Martin Profit.

Was it the EFL, with plastic gloves and Vaseline?

LCFC social media team about to tweet today the game ended 8-7 to Leicester with Top scoring a double hat-trick.

I know you think you’ve hit rock bottom with this club but I’ve got some terrible news to tell you about the Chuckle Brothers. Barry died 8 years ago. Knowing Rudkin’s business acumen, that doesn’t necessarily rule Barry out of a place on your revolutionary management quartet.