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Seperating the Hives from the Hive nots

Just now, Libertine said:

Calzone Daniel O'Donnell

the Authentic Italian Pizza taste from Dr Oetker

*Made in Germany

Just now, Kopic said:

Can't be wafting plates around like that and not smashing them, absolute tease.

Nil points from Greece for this

If she can't get something out her cistern she needs to call a plumber

Back to day job modelling as an Oscar trophy

1 minute ago, Nalis said:

Finally, a Gun Jack tribute act

might not win Eurovision, but might end up King of Iron Fist tournament

Just now, RobHawk said:

Xena the polish Princess warrior not doing it for me

Literal Xenaphobia in the Eurovision thread, what the world coming to.

Just now, Ian Nacho said:

This isn't very Polish. 

She polished her Tit armour with Brasso

"Singing in 28 laguages. Diversity os the heart off Eurovision"

No, Diversity do dancing. This is a song contest

Literally fiddling while the house burns down

Graham: "The violinist has posed for Playboy. I want a copy"

It's just a title, Graham. It's full of naked women, you'll just end up asking for a refund for false advertising.

They got their women's basketball captain singing in a dress and she 20ft tall

Some people are on the pitch, they think it's Moldova.

It is now.

Eurovision welcome to bankok?

WE GOT A FREE CHANG FOR YOU

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

JUST ONE GEAR ON MY FIXY BIKE

I play synth

WE ALL PLAY SYNTH

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

How do you follow Being A Dickheads Cool

Is it too late for us to enter that song for next year's contest? Guaranteed winner

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

HAIM have lost the plot 

That was the Lidl own brand version, SHAIM

Hey, it's that woman that robs your baby in Resident Evil Village

Most unhinged doctor's waiting room

Think's he got something to be miserable about in his circle of mirrors. Wait 20 years pal, then when you're in your 40s a circle hall of mirrors will make you properly miserable, because you'll be surrounded by the evidence of your growing bald spot on the back of your bonce.

Castlevania boss fight

And she has a bottle jack inside her piano and all. Phenomenal

Just now, Nalis said:

Any self respecting Eurovision fan knows all these facts, no need for this bit

It is the opportunity to put the kettle on or go for a piss break

This fecker got an army of Albanian ghost grannies with him, serious shit.