orangecity23

Her dandruff is terrible

These lyrics are about a man who went to a fancy dress party as a tortoise, with his girlfriend on his back.

Did the screens behind just display the text Ikea no more? 0 points from Sweden for this

41 minutes ago, dillonpanthers87 said:

Also what a great pod and speaker.

 

Imagine being KP (and isn't it funny that they do respond in some cases) and challenging his other podcast to be whittled back to the only statement of fact that 'some players have L1 clauses' when he only gave an opinion.

 

Rudkin, Aiyawatt, your cronies, you are frauds and are being found out more and more each day. Take the money while you can because your names are becoming dirt.

In that other pod, he said Top was an idiot, and I guess no one contactd him to correct that, just the wage clauses. Shades of Grandpa Simpson defending Homer from being accused of being a communist in the least helpful way 

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Following: Graham Brock, Cliff Ginetta

Blocked by: officialEnzoMaresca

That might be the most depressing double sub in football history.

1 minute ago, The Quick Brown Fox said:

Think we should give him a shot in League one, this guy has played in the Prem for years. Got to find his level somewhere

 

 

 

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Given he spends most of his time lying on the ground trying and failing to win free kicks, that level is most likely to be getting a job as a spirit level. 

2 hours ago, HankMarvin said:

 

Plus he wasn’t actually signed to play as a striker here, if we had a more competent striker he probably wouldn’t have been getting a sniff in that position this season.

Not to mention he has played more games over his career in winger and midfield positions than he has as striker 

He's an appalling winger as well. Doesn't track back or get forward well, because he can't or won't run.

Cheer up Gary Rowett is my favourite Monkees song.

21 minutes ago, Marky mark said:

Any news on how Ric got on 

I’m stood  at the finish line since 10am with a mug of beans & sausage 

 

Is that how Sawe broke the record? Did some toast, then got round super quick to finish before it went cold to collect the beans to put on top 

1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

 

Are you new to it? 

 

If so you might not know the answer to this but either way, is the ai still completely broken with half the factions just standing around doing nothing?

 

That was caused by an unfortunate mix up at the developers. Someone told the programming team to work on the AI, but they misheard them and thought they said to work on the Ayew.

3 minutes ago, when_you're_smiling said:

Is that more or less of a cheat than the likes of Villa selling their Fan Zone to themselves for £55m?

Or Forest and Everton staying up at our expense by breaking PSR. Bournemouth are former championship PSR breakers during a promotion, big 6 are all guilty of cartel behaviour, trying to set up a super league to destroy the English football pyramid, plus Chelsea and Man City have broken financial rules on several occasions. 

Most of the top flight have had their fair share of "cheating" under their belts at some point.

We continue down this path until we have zero fans left. Then if you divide by zero we suddenly have infinity pounds and we promote next season.

50 ways to save the Leicester - Paul Simon Grayson 

""Relegation to League One is now confirmed”
Top said through the jeers
“The focus is on
Our objective is clear"
Well I’d like to help you in your struggle
To return to the top tier
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
I said, “It’s really not my nature to boo
Furthermore, I hope my message
Will be heard and get through to you
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
Fifty ways plus sacking Glover”

You just fly off non-stop, Top
Get in the bin, Rudkin
You can leave early, Herlihy
Just get out of my club
Get yourself out, Wout
You don’t need to hang about 
Just bid Adieu, Ayew
'cause you're going too.
Ooh, **** right off, Top

Get yourself gone, Jon
Pack your harmonica, Monica
Now just listen up
Disappear in a blink, Winks
Don't stop and think
Time to find a new job, Bob
And get out of my club 

Top said, “It grieves me so
We all share the pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again”
I said, “I appreciate that
And let me please explain
About the fifty ways?”
Top said, “I am truly sorry 
As chairman the responsibility 
It sits with me"
In a statement truthfully 
Generated by Chat GPT
And I realized the time was right
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
Fifty ways plus sacking Glover

You just fly off non-stop, Top
Get in the bin, Rudkin
You can leave early, Herlihy
Just get out of my club
Get yourself out, Wout
You don’t need to hang about 
Just bid Adieu, Ayew
'cause you're going too.
Ooh, **** right off, Top

Get yourself gone, Jon
Crawl back under your rock, Brock
Now just listen up
Ride off on an Alpaca, Daka
And take all the tiki-taka
Time to find a new job, Bob
And get out of my club 

3 minutes ago, when_you're_smiling said:

The Lee Congerton effect? 

And the Martyn Glover effect as well, they both had stints at both clubs.

5 minutes ago, TeamRocket said:

Why does top look like ditto from pokemon 

Shame he can't transform into someone who has a ****ing clue what he is doing.

Final finishing blow for the season - can't get a winning goal with all of our non strikers on the pitch at the same time, six months after Caranza was sent back, after conceding a goal to an adequate championship striker that Hull brought in on a free transfer whilst under a transfer embargo, while the Chief Self-promotion officer spent all summer doing the square root of **** all to the extent he didn't even get the manager sorted until the last 2 weeks of pre season. Feels like there is some sort of lesson to be learned there, but I don't think Toppy and JonJon will have picked up on it. Ah well, third time unlucky, maybe they are only another 4 o 5 relegations to go until it sinks in, just need to give Jon a few more payrises first. 

8 minutes ago, PhillippaT said:

Is there a Japanese word for 'a miss so great you're not even sure what was being aimed at?'  

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Given the laugh we have on here every year on Eurovision night, maybe the lads could genuinely pull off a Big Strong Song contest livestream. Randomly assign a country to each song, do a piss takey intro to each one (this year's Albanian entry is an upbeat dance track, about an elderly Ghanaian man who can't run). Stick a bow tie on ric, Jordan and Jake. Then have the 3 of them hand out their own douze points to songs, along with any first time callers who want to be guest judges. Do a poll on here for public vote (lyricists abstain) and then we all pretend it's a fix at the end when the winning song gets announced. 

Edit: forget euro countries, replace them with bits of Leicester/the shire. Drop in random "facts" about the places.