The Year Of The Fox

Keep Calm and carry on?

Cefri wherever you may be You eat paella in your own country

Wilf is 100% off, on good authority

We’ll sell Soumare £8.73m Faes £3.1m Nestagaard £4.64m Assuming both are on £100k p/w then we’ll recoup upwards of £20m this year alone. That’ll give Cifri a war chest and a half to go out and buy that FC Aalborg winger we know nothing about

Has he joined yet? This is seriously going to ruin my week if he hasn’t

Of course. But to make up A-Y to come up with Z is too much

They can only go out the door if someone wants them. That’s the ridiculousness in these threads People trying to work out a manager’s (who we’ve not even signed yet) budget, based on 1. The perceived value of the dross player we want rid of 2. Guessing how much money (wage wise) that’ll free up On the assumption 1. Some daft club will come in for said dross player at the completely guessed asking price 2. New club will happily meet dross players over priced wage demands Nuts

Much like Grealish peaking at Villa.

Because it’s the way sideways

There’s no such thing as a goalie these days. The guys tasked with having passing ability of Pirlo and are occasionally supposed to obstruct that ball from hitting the back of their net thing are known as No. 1’s

No no no Not having that. My post was composed of phrases extrapolated from the Rohl thread. Some maybe with a bit of a twist. But if you find the post weird, think how those who are sane felt reading that Rohl thread. Or you’ve had a sense of humour failure

Exactly

No not that 😂 The thread was started as a piss take at all those who were absolutely losing their mind of Rohl throughout the week. They didn’t notice though, and have started losing their shit over this bloke now instead 😂😂😂

😂😂

Really regretting starting this thread ffs

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Roy? https://x.com/Bondy_Roy/status/1942833905067003921

And it was lost on (and then hijacked) by precisely the same people it was aimed at 😂😂

Enter the triple parallelogram

Great effort

Can’t put the screenshots in here

Mad how people failed to take this post in the facetious way it was intended.

Yeh I’m on wish I could upload this pic of Nicola 😂😂

‘Nicola Burton’ 👀 👀

Yeah, the games changed hasn’t it