Father Ted

Hmmmmm...

Could be fakes i think, that is far to cheap!!

That's what I was thinking but if true... then what bargains!!!!!!

When I saw that this was the last replied on thread in General Chat I thought I was going to see a Craig Adams 23 tribute from Fox You Forest but I was wrong

Just finished watching Monty destroy New Zealand's batting.

Watching Beat the star. Well, he's not exactly a star because I've never heard of him! Who is Mark Foster?

Might put a cheeky fiver for Owen to score vs West Ham and another fiver for Hume to score against Sheff Weds, what do you think ?

No, http://youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

Edit:- I thought you meant the song that Rowletts Fox posted.

That's a great song!

His armband proved he was a gangster Elvis, Elvis

You'll never walk again it said, Elvis, Elvis

We bought the lad from funny Fulham

He gets the ball, he's injured again,

Elvis Hammond, Leicester's number 19

Na na na na na na na, na na, na na

Na na na na na na na, na na, na na

na na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na

Elvis Hammond, Leicester's number 19.

OR

His armband proved he was a monster Hayles, Hayles

You'll never walk again when you meet him, Hayles, Hayles

We bought the lad from crappy Plymouth

He gets the ball, he scores again,

Barry Hayles, Leicester's number 24

Na na na na na na na, na na, na na

Na na na na na na na, na na, na na

na na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na

Barry Hayles, Leicester's number 24.

His armband proved he was a blue, Kisnor-bo!

He's Leicester City through and through, Kisnor-bo!

He sees red more than Paul Ramsay,

But he's better than him, we all agree,

Leicester's hero,

Paddy Kisnor-bo!

To the tune Of Steve Walsh - He's here, he's there but just replace Steve Walsh with Iain Hume

Portsmouth Vs West Brom

I won on the Littlewoods Football Pools on Premier 10!

I can't already see a topic to do with what you are watching now, whether it be on the TV or youtube - stick it in here!

Delete Mods if there is already a thread for this but I couldn't see one <_<

I'll start off - Top Gear

Carl Cort hat-trick?

80/1 on William Hill.

Possible

Boring. Sat around all day with nothing to do.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"

She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

Freddie Flintoff could be playing today

She was unlucky, average of something like 5-9 kids a year are kidnapped Heard it on the radio this morning