skinnydipper

I play at The Leicestershire. Got a handicap of 7 which I struggle to play to at the moment. Usually only bet on The Masters (without success) but may have a bit more of a flutter this year with the help of some of the tipsters on here.

She looks like a young Rose West so on the plus side I don't think the bad tat will affect her chances of pulling.

Turning 33 ..... longer ago than I can remember.

Jack Reacher film is pretty good. Violence, humour, good car chase and a bit more violence. 8/10

http://youtu.be/WUvJBD9MVI4

:-) Haven't done crime for many years. It was lawyers that first coined (pun intended) the phrase " Crime doesn't pay'".

The only bird my clients get is the Christmas turkey with the family

Cashiers who say " Enjoy" when you buy a sandwich in a supermarket. In fact anyone who says it when they serve you or sell you something.

I prefer to think of it as a joke shared. "Stolen" is so unseasonal! I probably saw it on here and then forgot the source. The credit is all yours.

Brazil v Italy World Cup Final 1970 on ESPN Classic

It is being reported that people living in Dubai do not like The Flintstones .... but that those in Abudhabido

Maybe it's his wife that's responsible for the history :xmasbiggrin:

My scouse mate has just got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes for Christmas from the internet. I asked him which website he saw them on. He replied ... "Google Earth".

Great news for insomniacs. Only 2 sleeps before Christmas.

Second album's pretty good too.

He's a trainee terrorist.

Has she produced the little nipper yet ? Hope all's well. That'll be a baby gym from you as a birth present I guess.

So, she works in the canteen. If I were you I'd get her to cook you up a disguise.

Glad you liked it