LCFC-IAN Posted 20 September 2005 Posted 20 September 2005 I was stuck with him in the toilets at half time while he shouted at me about QPR
Jonbluefox9 Posted 20 September 2005 Posted 20 September 2005 As funny as Bernie is you have to remember that after he's walked home from an away game at Derby, or cycled home from Sheffield for that matter, he goes back to his house with selotape for windows and mainly waits for the next match to come. You often see him travelling from Quorn to Loughborough, Loughborough to Mountsorrel and then Mountsorrel to Leicester on the buses in his spare time and a few of my mates have seen him walk over to Barrow bright and early for a session in a pub. I feel sorry for the bloke in a way. The funniest I've ever seen him was at Kettering this summer. All he did was run through what was bad about every club in the Championship. "Southampton, Dennis Wise. Dennis Wise, what a willy puller! Arghhhhh." Then he moved on to Wigan. "What are they good for? Rugby League and delicious meat pies!" Then he came over to me and my mum "Hello lads, do you know the time? Me and the senior lads are off the Norway tomorrow. It'll be cold there. Not like here. It's so hot we could be in Cyprus not Kettering. I'm sweating, I'm like one of those chickens. You know? A kentucky fried chicken. I'm a kentucky fried chicken." My mum couldn't stop laughing so walked away so he said to me " I didn't offend her did I?" What a man.
kerryh Posted 20 September 2005 Posted 20 September 2005 He insisted on shaking Mr Lisa's hand, which pissed Mr L off very much. Oh I would pay good money to see that!!
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