The People's Hero Posted 6 January 2006 Share Posted 6 January 2006 Wine fuelled. A few years ago, under O'Neill we were the girl that tried hard. A real character. We didn't look as good as all the really pretty girls, but then again, we weren't fake. Our boobs were real. We scored regularly, shouted loudly and always left you wanting more. Now we're like the fat ugly girl who is still on the pull at 1.50am, trawling the dancefloor for the next drunken victim but still failing to pull it off. Always managing to leave a nasty taste in the mouth and teasing till the end... will she go down, will she not? Whether she does or not, you don't care any more because it's gonna be crap either way. Craig needs some serious help from a plastic surgeon, Trinny and Susannah and of course some luck (for once! ) to turn this around. One deal, we will be fit again. Not beautiful, not pretty, not rich, but fit and ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cal Posted 6 January 2006 Share Posted 6 January 2006 Wine fuelled. A few years ago, under O'Neill we were the girl that tried hard. A real character. We didn't look as good as all the really pretty girls, but then again, we weren't fake. Our boobs were real. We scored regularly, shouted loudly and always left you wanting more. Now we're like the fat ugly girl who is still on the pull at 1.50am, trawling the dancefloor for the next drunken victim but still failing to pull it off. Always managing to leave a nasty taste in the mouth and teasing till the end... will she go down, will she not? Whether she does or not, you don't care any more because it's gonna be crap either way. Craig needs some serious help from a plastic surgeon, Trinny and Susannah and of course some luck (for once! ) to turn this around. One deal, we will be fit again. Not beautiful, not pretty, not rich, but fit and ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopen Posted 7 January 2006 Share Posted 7 January 2006 Wine fuelled. A few years ago, under O'Neill we were the girl that tried hard. A real character. We didn't look as good as all the really pretty girls, but then again, we weren't fake. Our boobs were real. We scored regularly, shouted loudly and always left you wanting more. Now we're like the fat ugly girl who is still on the pull at 1.50am, trawling the dancefloor for the next drunken victim but still failing to pull it off. Always managing to leave a nasty taste in the mouth and teasing till the end... will she go down, will she not? Whether she does or not, you don't care any more because it's gonna be crap either way. Craig needs some serious help from a plastic surgeon, Trinny and Susannah and of course some luck (for once! ) to turn this around. One deal, we will be fit again. Not beautiful, not pretty, not rich, but fit and ready. I wouldn't mind Trinny seeing to me or vice versa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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