Lemon Harpic Posted 24 January 2006 Share Posted 24 January 2006 It seems as though no matter how badly Craig Levein ****s things up, Tim Davies will always do his best Tammy Wynette impression and stand by his man. What's going on? I have some theories... Tim is afraid of Craig. Craig is a bit on the violent side. At Hearts he was sent off for getting into a Bowyer-esque punch-up with a team mate, and he once broke his hand punching a wall during an angry team talk. If Tim is afraid of Craig, he may be suffering a syndrome similar to those of women who stay loyal to men who beat them. Tim is a mason. Craig is a staunch protestant, and discriminates in favour of protestant players at the club. If Tim and Craig both attended the same Lodge, that would explain a few things. Craig is blackmailing Tim. Craig has incriminating photos of Tim wearing a Derby County shirt, and a couple of naive young sheep. As long as Craig is manager, these photos stay under wraps... Craig and Tim are gay lovers. Hence the problems with Craig's marriage. Tim hates Leicester. And he wants us to die. Tim is not very good at his job. In fact, he's just as incompetent as Craig himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 24 January 2006 Share Posted 24 January 2006 It seems as though no matter how badly Craig Levein ****s things up, Tim Davies will always do his best Tammy Wynette impression and stand by his man. What's going on? I have some theories... Tim is afraid of Craig. Craig is a bit on the violent side. At Hearts he was sent off for getting into a Bowyer-esque punch-up with a team mate, and he once broke his hand punching a wall during an angry team talk. If Tim is afraid of Craig, he may be suffering a syndrome similar to those of women who stay loyal to men who beat them. Tim is a mason. Craig is a staunch protestant, and discriminates in favour of protestant players at the club. If Tim and Craig both attended the same Lodge, that would explain a few things. Craig is blackmailing Tim. Craig has incriminating photos of Tim wearing a Derby County shirt, and a couple of naive young sheep. As long as Craig is manager, these photos stay under wraps... Craig and Tim are gay lovers. Hence the problems with Craig's marriage. Tim hates Leicester. And he wants us to die. Tim is not very good at his job. In fact, he's just as incompetent as Craig himself. All of the above!!!!! Must be all of em, any daft prat can see he's not up for the job even my 2 year old daughter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fox Posted 24 January 2006 Share Posted 24 January 2006 It seems as though no matter how badly Craig Levein ****s things up, Tim Davies will always do his best Tammy Wynette impression and stand by his man. What's going on? I have some theories... Tim is afraid of Craig. Craig is a bit on the violent side. At Hearts he was sent off for getting into a Bowyer-esque punch-up with a team mate, and he once broke his hand punching a wall during an angry team talk. If Tim is afraid of Craig, he may be suffering a syndrome similar to those of women who stay loyal to men who beat them. Tim is a mason. Craig is a staunch protestant, and discriminates in favour of protestant players at the club. If Tim and Craig both attended the same Lodge, that would explain a few things. Craig is blackmailing Tim. Craig has incriminating photos of Tim wearing a Derby County shirt, and a couple of naive young sheep. As long as Craig is manager, these photos stay under wraps... Craig and Tim are gay lovers. Hence the problems with Craig's marriage. Tim hates Leicester. And he wants us to die. Tim is not very good at his job. In fact, he's just as incompetent as Craig himself. Force is strong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornadoShaunUK Posted 24 January 2006 Share Posted 24 January 2006 this is the very question I emailed to Tim.. he said "Thank you for your support and concerns". No problems Tim.. now do something about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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