wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 As a tribute to the great show on bbc 2 mock the week i would like to start something . theres a round where the guests have to say something they think a certain person wouldnt say Ill start What wouldnt an american say ? No ta ill just have the salad let your imaginations run wild
Janx Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 No guns please! do you know anywhere rround here I can get a burger?
Jonesy_rules Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 Iraq i'd love to go there on holiday, nice whether, sand, what more could i want?
wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Author Posted 24 February 2006 you know that british soccerball thats great that is
Head Honcho Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 "Florida's a nice place to live.........but you wouldn't want to vote there" "World War 2 1939-45"
Jonesy_rules Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 McDonalds Worker: Would you like to supersize sir? Customer: No thank you, watching the figure!
andyh1884 Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 I'm looking at getting a new car, do you have any of those new fuel-efficient ones?
wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Author Posted 24 February 2006 now i know you have lots of oil left over but were just not interested
wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Author Posted 24 February 2006 What wouldnt you hear a frenchman say? I know we were outnumbred but we faught on regardless
Jonesy_rules Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win the war, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country; but honest it was friendly fire!" - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. - May 31, 1944 (except for the last bit) ahh didn't see the french part! opps!
andyh1884 Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 No no my friend, you're right and I'm wrong, my mistake, I apologise I like british beef.
Jonesy_rules Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 I'm glad that the UK got the Olympics, they'll do a much better job at it than us!
andyh1884 Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 Wine? no thanks. I'd much rather have a nice pint of cider
Lemon Harpic Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 S'il n'était pas pour l'anglais, nous serions allemands. (If it wasn't for the English, we'd be Krauts.)
wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Author Posted 24 February 2006 No No No we made the germans think we were retreating
Head Honcho Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 Where's the soap? ......and a French Woman wouldn't say Where's my razor?
wonderboy Posted 24 February 2006 Author Posted 24 February 2006 no no no im not interested in your wife
Sparky Posted 24 February 2006 Posted 24 February 2006 the english food is bloody brilliant , ooh la laa
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