It was only a matter of time..

[Guest]

How about the provincial towns you jog round?

[Katy]

I did wonder to myself about that

[Knighton Matt]

Maybe Alan Partridge was right all along, and the Great British farmers policy of feeding beef burgers to swans has finally come unstuck...

[Foxes_Wizard_Striker]

My teacher told me bird flu is not that dangerous as people are making out and only people likely to caught it is the people that work with birds that are likely to get it.After I said "thanks god" she said "but you work with birds like me and all your female teachers"