Opening Cermonies

[Daggers]

Last month some git in Belgium set up a paedophile political party ... he would have loved to have seen Bobby Chorlton & the Wheelies skipping onto the pitch holding hands with kids. What was that all about?

...And what was all that frotting with large bells?

...And the oddly shaped women [one of whom had a David Beckham suspended by the neck in her hat?

What on earth is the point?

Still, I can hear Kasabian announcing the start of the Ecuador game