Tomassi Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 Ten Things men know for sure about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts
Cat Burger Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 1. Women should be seen and not heard! 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts
Wellman Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 they should live in the kitchen sorry to any ladies out there
kerryh Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 They have long memories and can be dangerous when antagonised!
Tomassi Posted 16 November 2004 Author Posted 16 November 2004 oo oo i can feel a joke coming along here.. aha found it!! this man walked into a bar, and saw this rather strange creature being stroked by a spotty lad.. ''what the hell is that'' he says to the spotty kid ''this is a toothless ferret, it will give the best dam blowjob u will ever recieve!! give me a tenner, take it to the loo and see for urself'' so lo and behold he gave the kid a tenner and had a 20 minute session in the toilet.. the next night the man walked into the same bar with a briefcase hoping the lad with his toothless ferret would be there, and there he was.. standing at the bar so he goes over to him.. *opens briefcase* ''heres £20,000, lemme have that ferret'' later that day the mans missus comes home to some unearthing noises.. walks into the bedroom to find the toothless ferret with the man.. ''wtf is that??'' ''its a toothless ferret my dear.. so u know what to do.. teach it to cook then fock off''!!!
Guest Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrright.........................................
Ash Posted 16 November 2004 Posted 16 November 2004 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrright......................................... 36477[/snapback] I would run Tom :w00t:
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 we know that women always have to have the last word...always! we know that they wear white on their wedding day, so for one day they match all the other kitchen appliances!
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 ONLY JOKING......REALLY! *sincere look on ady's face*
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 do you now.....where's that then?! 36640[/snapback] On your arse?
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 to be fair....your not wrong!!! could have said on someones face but thats far too rude!!!?????
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 Dear oh dear, I see you're intending to be as rude here as on the OS boards?
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