Tomassi Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 Ten Things men know for sure about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burger Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 1. Women should be seen and not heard! 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellman Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 they should live in the kitchen sorry to any ladies out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryh Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 They have long memories and can be dangerous when antagonised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomassi Posted 16 November 2004 Author Share Posted 16 November 2004 oo oo i can feel a joke coming along here.. aha found it!! this man walked into a bar, and saw this rather strange creature being stroked by a spotty lad.. ''what the hell is that'' he says to the spotty kid ''this is a toothless ferret, it will give the best dam blowjob u will ever recieve!! give me a tenner, take it to the loo and see for urself'' so lo and behold he gave the kid a tenner and had a 20 minute session in the toilet.. the next night the man walked into the same bar with a briefcase hoping the lad with his toothless ferret would be there, and there he was.. standing at the bar so he goes over to him.. *opens briefcase* ''heres £20,000, lemme have that ferret'' later that day the mans missus comes home to some unearthing noises.. walks into the bedroom to find the toothless ferret with the man.. ''wtf is that??'' ''its a toothless ferret my dear.. so u know what to do.. teach it to cook then fock off''!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrright......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 16 November 2004 Share Posted 16 November 2004 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrright......................................... 36477[/snapback] I would run Tom :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsdee Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Be VERY afraid Tom young man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 we know that women always have to have the last word...always! we know that they wear white on their wedding day, so for one day they match all the other kitchen appliances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Three posts, and already due a slapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 ONLY JOKING......REALLY! *sincere look on ady's face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryh Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Ady - I know where you sit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 do you now.....where's that then?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 do you now.....where's that then?! 36640[/snapback] On your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 to be fair....your not wrong!!! could have said on someones face but thats far too rude!!!????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Dear oh dear, I see you're intending to be as rude here as on the OS boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 RUDE!!!!!.......me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Er.......yes!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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