Seagulls

[Daggers]

Why the hell are they always muscling in on pigeon territory in towns and villages, miles from any salty stuff?

[Guest]

Pigeons are rats with wings. Seagulls are bigger rats with wings.

Also see the "WTF" thread.

[Dellyjo]

Having moved from land locked Leicester to the coast, I hadn't realised what a pain they are. My car has never attracted so much...erm....attention! !

[Guest]

Having moved from land locked Leicester to the coast, I hadn't realised what a pain they are. My car has never attracted so much...erm....attention! !

Rather you then me!!

I bet car washing companies do well!

[Janx]

Rather you then me!!

I bet car washing companies do well!

I live next to a lake, you try washing Goose and Swan sheeoite of the motor...its like concrete when it sets.. all the mud and silt they eat!

[Dellyjo]

Think I'll stick with the seagulls thanks

[Daggers]

Pigeons are rats with wings. Seagulls are bigger rats with wings.

Also see the "WTF" thread.

...and squirrels are rats with good PR

[Guest]

I won't have anything said against tree rats.

[macbeth]

I won't have anything said against tree rats.

ahh squirrels

we've only got the cute shy little red ones here and they are fiercely protected by the local caulkheads .....they put up little rope ladders and treetop crossings etc so they can cross the roads

keep out you big grey b*st*rds .....theres nothing for you here!!!

[Daggers]

There's millions of the buggers in North Brum, millions I tell you. I am sure that they have seats on the council and everything because there's advert appearing for jobs saying you have to have fur and a bushy tail ... I am becoming very squirrilist!

[macbeth]

There's millions of the buggers in North Brum, millions I tell you. I am sure that they have seats on the council and everything because there's advert appearing for jobs saying you have to have fur and a bushy tail ... I am becoming very squirrilist!

i'd like to know where they hide their nuts in winter

Suirrel Anglers.

Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and 'fish' for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.

[Daggers]

Shortly after this photo was taken the squirrel lobbed the lump of stone at the photographer ~ they're all bastrds I tell you!

[macbeth]

Shortly after this photo was taken the squirrel lobbed the lump of stone at the photographer ~ they're all bastrds I tell you!

i saw him change into super squirrel

[Daggers]

[macbeth]

come over here an say that; ya soft city boy

[Guest]

This little fella actually posed for me, but he is an American.

[Daggers]

This little fella actually posed for me, but he is an American.

I hope you got his Mum's permission first

[macbeth]

This little fella actually posed for me, but he is an American.

he's not posing; the fat little b*st*rd can't move

he looks like he could sue the ass off mcdonalds ;

and when did seagulls evolve into squirrels?

oh yesterday

[Guest]

he's not posing; the fat little b*st*rd can't move

he looks like he could sue the ass off mcdonalds

Actually, it was a pose. Some fat, ginger American kid and it's fat, ginger mother had been cooing over it and got some pictures. When they left, I said (jokingly) "come on then, give us a pose" and it bloody well did. I took the picture, and was putting my camera away when the little critter held it's paw out at me in a demanding way! When it realised I had nothing for it, it gave me the dirtiest look a squirrel could muster and waddled off. Greedy fecker.

This is a true story, believe it or not.