Fans FC Transfer Speculation

[bald reynard]

Every day on ITV Teletext (City's page is 567, if people don't know - and generally, it's worth looking at), Fans FC 'advertise' their 'City phone number' (Premium Rate - £1.50 a minute !) with a 'tantalising nugget' of gossip - every day we are about to sign some amazing player, in an amazing deal (check out their phrases !). I'm always speculating on who they have in mind - but never tempted, because I'm sure in 99% of cases they have no basis, to say what they do. But, what about that 1% ?! Is there anyone out there, who's mad enough to phone up Fans FC each day to find out - and if there is, could they post the (generally) total fabrications on this site ? It would be a good laugh if nothing else - and (in that 1% of cases) could 'flag up' a potential truthful signing.

[mellowyellow]

Every day on ITV Teletext (City's page is 567, if people don't know - and generally, it's worth looking at), Fans FC 'advertise' their 'City phone number' (Premium Rate - £1.50 a minute !) with a 'tantalising nugget' of gossip - every day we are about to sign some amazing player, in an amazing deal (check out their phrases !). I'm always speculating on who they have in mind - but never tempted, because I'm sure in 99% of cases they have no basis, to say what they do. But, what about that 1% ?! Is there anyone out there, who's mad enough to phone up Fans FC each day to find out - and if there is, could they post the (generally) total fabrications on this site ? It would be a good laugh if nothing else - and (in that 1% of cases) could 'flag up' a potential truthful signing.

"EXCLUSIVE : Foxes pounce for International Premiership midfielder. We can reveal that we have spotted a top player who has played for three Premier League Clubs at the Walkers Stadium. He and his agent are in top level talks and a signing could be just days away."

If you paid £1.50 a minute to find out it was Gareth blxxding Farelly you've just spent more than the club will have done !