Why does Haribo smell of earwax?

[Fez of Mahrez]

I'm so highbrow.

[Milky]

i buy them for the taste not the smell.

they do stink though

[Cobbo]

They are made by pushing small pieces of jelly up my arse. Then I manage to suck them up through my body and then they come out of my ears.

Question answerd.

I won't go into how the sour ones are made though.

[Fez of Mahrez]

They are made by pushing small pieces of jelly up my arse. Then I manage to suck them up through my body and then they come out of my ears.

Question answerd.

I won't go into how the sour ones are made though.

Anyone want the rest of this packet?

[holly]

cant say i have ever smelt them i usually just eat them!

now u have mentioned it i am gunna give them a sniff and prob put myself off of them

[The Man Who Would Be King]

I dont think i'm ever gonna eat haribo again now!!

[Fez of Mahrez]

Fez of the Muzz. Dental advisor at your service.

[Guest]

Does this include the strawberry ones?

[Fez of Mahrez]

Does this include the strawberry ones?

I was referring to Starmix. Don't quote me on strawberry ones.

[Guest]

I was referring to Starmix. Don't quote me on strawberry ones.

There's hope yet then. Unless it smells like belly button fluff. Which leads onto my next question - does belly button fluff smell? As a wee girlie, I have none, but I believe it is a common problem amongst menfolk.

[Fez of Mahrez]

There's hope yet then. Unless it smells like belly button fluff. Which leads onto my next question - does belly button fluff smell? As a wee girlie, I have none, but I believe it is a common problem amongst menfolk.

All I know is that, in the morning at least, mine smells like victory.

[cisono]

Because they are waxy?

[Guest]

All I know is that, in the morning at least, mine smells like victory.

Sweet. That's what I like to hear.