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This stag thing should become a shag thing (not as in shagging though!) so that girls (hen's) can come too! I suppose it could be a sten or a hag but I prefer shag!

Posted

This stag thing should become a shag thing (not as in shagging though!) so that girls (hen's) can come too! I suppose it could be a sten or a hag but I prefer shag!

:blush:

Morning Kezzlington :blush::whistle:

Hopefully forgiven :unsure:

Posted

Nobody's shagging! It's just an excuse for (Lisa and I - plus any other girls that wish too!) to come along to Shums stag weekend!

Posted

Nobody's shagging! It's just an excuse for (Lisa and I - plus any other girls that wish too!) to come along to Shums stag weekend!

So... if there is to be no shagging and presumably no cleaning or ironing... why are the women coming?

Are they driving?

:ph34r::o

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Wahey it's Kerry H!

If there are women and shagging, let me know.

If it's just men and shagging, Jme is allegedly your man.

Allegedly being the key word. I shalt not protest(-eth) at your slanderous remarks about me, instead just leave you to it, adding that "if that's what you like to believe mate :thumbup: " :)

So... if there is to be no shagging and presumably no cleaning or ironing... why are the women coming?

Are they driving?

:ph34r::o

Are you mad?? Women can't drive :o Since when did you ever think up such filth :o

Posted

So... if there is to be no shagging and presumably no cleaning or ironing... why are the women coming?

Are they driving?

:ph34r::o

I'm being driven to distraction. Wherever that may be.
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Allegedly being the key word. I shalt not protest(-eth) at your slanderous remarks about me, instead just leave you to it, adding that "if that's what you like to believe mate :thumbup: " :)

Are you mad?? Women can't drive :o Since when did you ever think up such filth :o

Yes they can. This is what drives the insurance market and justifies high premiums.

Posted

So... if there is to be no shagging and presumably no cleaning or ironing... why are the women coming?

Are they driving?

:ph34r::o

Well seeing as you lot have no organisational skills at all we're coming along with our clipboards and name badges - just to get you into some kind of order.

Oh James - You'd better learn to run fast!

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Well seeing as you lot have no organisational skills at all we're coming along with our clipboards and name badges - just to get you into some kind of order.

Oh James - You'd better learn to run fast!

Why?

I thought you were driving?

I'll just jump in with you, sweet'art.

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Yes they can. This is what drives the insurance market and justifies high premiums.

Well if they can drive I'd like to know what instructors with, 'cos they lack basic skills and are a danger to one's health when they're behind a wheel. Infact, they are a health hazard at all times :rolleyes:

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Well if they can drive I'd like to know what instructors with, 'cos they lack basic skills and are a danger to one's health when they're behind a wheel. Infact, they are a health hazard at all times :rolleyes:

My pet hate is Women Drivers (those that are inadequate and give the rest of us a bad name!) - don't you tar us all with the same brush though.

I'm a great driver - very aggressive though!

Posted

My pet hate is Women Drivers (those that are inadequate and give the rest of us a bad name!) - don't you tar us all with the same brush though.

I'm a great driver - very aggressive though!

*cough splutter ..spits soup out every where!* :o

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Well if they can drive I'd like to know what instructors with, 'cos they lack basic skills and are a danger to one's health when they're behind a wheel. Infact, they are a health hazard at all times :rolleyes:

Just because the majority should never be allowed behind a wheel, some of us are more than capapble. It's not as if men are any better..... :whistle:
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My girlfriend seems to be a good driver. If you're drunk. And your eyes are closed.

Her driving is better than my walking though, put it that way?

Kappish?

Just about... I think I need to drink more to understand that fully :P

Posted

Looks like a cunning disguise will be needed after all Kerry!!

Posted

Looks like a cunning disguise will be needed after all Kerry!!

You girls have no chance, boobies everywhere!

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