Joe. Posted 23 November 2006 Posted 23 November 2006 >> >Dear Technical IT Support, >> >Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking >> >Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, >> >there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the >> >only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound >> >turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible >> >with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 31, Football >> >4.5, and Playboy 6.9 and successive versions of GirlFriend have >> >proved no better. >> > >> >I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and >> >left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for >> >several weeks. >> > >> >Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the >> >same time, only to discover that, when these two systems detected >> >each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. >> > >> >I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this >> >product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 >> >tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled >> >with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. >> > >> >Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be >> >very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were >> >automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. >> >They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. >> >Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, >> >and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These >> >latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what >> >the problem is. >> > >> >Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, >> >requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express >> >which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 >> >attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often >> >crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called >> >MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. >> > >> >Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could >> >be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if >> >Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of Your Money >> >before uninstalling itself. Can you please urgently advise the best >> >course of action.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 23 November 2006 Posted 23 November 2006 "Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw..." Hahaha.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 24 November 2006 Posted 24 November 2006 Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. quality
DavidC Posted 25 November 2006 Posted 25 November 2006 I got the Girlfriend 1.0 model but it soon broke done and i had to dump it, but now i have a brand new model!
Daggers Posted 25 November 2006 Posted 25 November 2006 It's missed out that wife1.0 delivers countless messages that seem to be illogical, demand a huge amount of user input to perform tasks that are irrelevant to my day to day operations and frequently renders the phone line inoperable.
lookwhaticando Posted 26 November 2006 Posted 26 November 2006 It's missed out that wife1.0 delivers countless messages that seem to be illogical, demand a huge amount of user input to perform tasks that are irrelevant to my day to day operations and frequently renders the phone line inoperable. You need to find the patch. Literally. Place the patch over the wife's program's mouth hole, that'll stop the babble and ranting data/memory leak problem.
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